algo venenoso~ {Seah vs. Ivory Hog}

Fanny the Ivory Hog

As the seasons come and go, new hogs infused with elephant tusks come into this world as a result of reproduction. Typically it is during a single season when the ivory hogs search for a mate diligently (or some rather carelessly, mounting and bouncing as quickly as a Tribute could say "my death is imminent"). However, for one particular muttation, the task of finding a mate was much more difficult than any other hog. In fact, it was almost impossible—improbable, even—that Fanny that hog would ever find someone to procreate with because of her special cases.

For one, Fanny was not quite sure what gender mate she should look for. At a young age, Fanny's mother had left her in a small creek all alone, and the young hog was never able to tell what she was. Then, to only make matters worse, she had a strange feeling that she was attracted to whatever gender she happened to be. And since the hog had only laid eyes upon two separate hogs before—one being her mother, and one being her brother hog that had gone with her mother—there was no sure way to tell. When Fanny considered herself a prissy little princess pig, she felt the desire to lick at her mother's underside. However, when Fanny thought of herself as a muscular, masculine hog, she was quite certain she wanted to be mounted then and there. Either way, the little piggy was rather confused with herself.

To make things worse, Fanny had been thrust into some African arena and not given any necessities to survive. In case this was not mentioned earlier, the pig had been born in captivity (she assumed, but was not quite certain), and so the hog felt she needed to be pampered and doted upon. If anyone was doted upon in the Arena they would surely die, and so Fanny had to adjust. She found herself a grasslands and mowed around, filling her stomach contentedly. Noting that the grass here was much more flavorful than her typical Capitol-grown fake hay, Fanny accidentally partook of far too much grass, and the hog had become lazy from mass-consumption.

Laying about as the grass settled and digested, the hog decided it would be far too difficult a task to walk away from her cleared out section of earth to find more grass to chew. Contemplating getting up or not, the hog eventually tried to flop its body up; sadly, though, Fanny fell right back down onto her side. Snorting a bit, the confused being waited for digestion to complete.

Minutes later, she was hungy once more, and so the pig worked her way up off the ground. After approximately ten minutes of squabbling and wobbling, Fanny made her way to her feet. Ambling on over to fresh grass, the hog noticed something. Her furry little ears perked up at a sound reverberating throughout the area. Steps. Something else was near. Pushing her way through some bushes, she peaked and out saw the source of the steps: a bunny rabbit! It was completely and utterly adorable and Fanny had the odd urge to fit the entire mammal into her mouth and then spit it out and which it flee. She wondered gleefully what the rabbit would look like hopping around covered in saliva; but, before she could find her answer, some human came out of nowhere and trapped the poor defenseless animal for food. Well, that just wasn't fair! Now how could she see the rabbit covered in saliva? Ooh.. and this boy was standing in fresh grass. It was so tempting to push him out of the way to get to the grass.

And so, she did.

[attacks Seah (knife)]
[dice=200+2000]
Shallow Cut on Left Shoulder (3.5)