Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S>

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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:16:50 GMT -5

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Post by Lulu on Dec 29, 2011 14:16:50 GMT -5

I'm a badass who's had tributes in the top 5 so now I'm gonna roll a 6 sided die and double it and heal!
[dice=6]

But I'm also attacking Snake
[dice=200+12000]
miss

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Last Edit: Dec 29, 2011 14:17:33 GMT -5 by Lulu

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pthalorarity Career Tribute 535 POSTS last seen May 31, 2020 17:33:55 GMT -5	Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:18:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pthalorarity on Dec 29, 2011 14:18:43 GMT -5 Pthalo runs in behind lulu and attacks snake [dice=200+1000] Shallow Cut on Right Calf, 3.5 [rand=568339119898155367507808469235947715519787743698297923509962857]
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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:19:21 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2011 14:19:21 GMT -5

Still protecting Snake for now even though I'm sure he'll insta someone whether on accident or not. Sorry Boss! I'm advertising as we speak!

Switchknife on LtU
[dice=200+2000]
Shallow Cut on Stomach 4.0

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Last Edit: Dec 29, 2011 14:19:52 GMT -5 by Deleted

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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:19:31 GMT -5

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Post by gm bourgeois decadence [aya] on Dec 29, 2011 14:19:31 GMT -5

We're in a kitchen, so I expect Lulu to tell me to make her a sandwich or something, but there's no food. Bummer.

But I get healing points for Top 5 tributes, so that's good.
[dice=6]

Also, there's Snake, and Lulu attacks him so I do too.
[dice=200+3000]
Shallow Cut on Right Thigh — 3.5

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Last Edit: Dec 29, 2011 14:20:45 GMT -5 by gm bourgeois decadence [aya]

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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:28:48 GMT -5

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Post by Lulu on Dec 29, 2011 14:28:48 GMT -5

ooc- it's been over 5mins, so snake's attack is being skipped.

Snake's hiding, but I'm determined to find him. Which I do, so I attack.
[dice=200+12000]
broken left collarbone 6.5

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Last Edit: Dec 29, 2011 14:29:56 GMT -5 by Lulu

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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:31:25 GMT -5

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Post by pthalorarity on Dec 29, 2011 14:31:25 GMT -5

I come behind Lulu to follow up with another attack on Snake with my sword.

[dice=200+1000]

But then I miss because I was too cocky about it... >.>

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Last Edit: Dec 29, 2011 14:32:04 GMT -5 by pthalorarity

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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:32:30 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2011 14:32:30 GMT -5

Everyone should take turns being hit. Sorry, Snake, I can only hit one person at a time.

Shovel/Club at Pthalo
[dice=200+7000]

Bruised Left Knee 2.5

Oh, and FOR MEGHAN! </promised war cry>

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Last Edit: Dec 29, 2011 14:33:33 GMT -5 by Deleted

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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:35:18 GMT -5

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Post by Snakebird on Dec 29, 2011 14:35:18 GMT -5

OW, people are attacking me even though I didn't do anything. I better stab them to death. I attack the first one that attacked me.

(Lulu)
[dice=200+2000]

(Deep Gash on forehead, 9+1=10)[rand=5336103057488799683401090325787770535422931425275563844065181911]

Last Edit: Dec 29, 2011 14:36:55 GMT -5 by Snakebird

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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:36:12 GMT -5

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Post by gm bourgeois decadence [aya] on Dec 29, 2011 14:36:12 GMT -5

I swing my trident at Snake because he's there and Sis is so nice and apologizing to people when she attacks. Also he cut my girlfriend's forehead and I really like her forehead, so that's not alright.

[dice=200+3000]
Deep Gash on Right Forearm — 8.0

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Last Edit: Dec 29, 2011 14:37:21 GMT -5 by gm bourgeois decadence [aya]

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certified kindergartener
stranded in "beach" "city"
leader of the crystal gems

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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:37:32 GMT -5

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Post by Lulu on Dec 29, 2011 14:37:32 GMT -5

Snake got blood all over my pretty face when he cut me, so he was definitely gonna pay. I watched my girlfriend as she hurt him, but I wanted to hurt him more.

[dice=200+12000]
broken right wrist 6.5, he's dead

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Last Edit: Dec 29, 2011 14:38:59 GMT -5 by Lulu

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Someone's in the Kitchen <L/A/P vs. S/S> Dec 29, 2011 14:45:41 GMT -5

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Post by Snakebird on Dec 29, 2011 14:45:41 GMT -5

I get stabbed in the arm, and then the one I slashed across the forehead slams a flail into my wrist. I feel the bone break, and then a more intense pain in the veins. I see a spiderweb pattern spreading from the artery. I realize that a bone chip cut the artery, and I'm going to bleed out. "Shit," I mutter, and fall down, stumbling around from blood loss. I fall down in the freezer, and then I die.

Alexandra:"Matta, how many girls your age do you know that like to read about big british guys licking owls"

Cameron: hahahhaha let's all go to the holy masturbatorial