PROM (but prum) NIGHT ~~ {NEVERDEENS ONLY}

I didn't mean to kill that guy, I swear. Jk. Him dying kinda just happened, so it technically wasn't on purpose, I hope this doesn't effect my chances on being a nurse working with annoying ass children in the future. That would really drop a bomb on my whole "Hospital" plan. I was kind of hoping those old ladies would stay around longer so I could use their denture cream as glue or something to keep this amazing beard on my face. Hell, I killed the guy, his beard is now mine, that's how wands work. I kinda just stuck the shit onto my face with some mighty fine positioning of earmuffs and the white rose I had lying around in my empty tartarus-pitt backpack.

"Hey Mom, does this rose match this beard?"

Pram wasn't that bad of a name. I mean, I could be called something like, Edith. Damn. Isn't Pram the type of some type of meat thing, like uh. I don't know. It probably taste better than the pliers I was attempting to digest because the only thing I've had to eat this entire time was some finger, a dead squirrel and some bag that girl my mom bashed in.

"someone is pissy. damn."

I didn't actually say the words loud, because wow, she don't need to know mmkay. Besides, I dont have to care about her much longer, we all know that one if not both of her will be dead come Day 7. So instead of speaking up, I rip one petal of the rose and eat it too.

It tastes like sulfur.

Once my old ass, sulking Mother snatches the rose from my amazing beard, I feel threatened, like a wild animal. You know what wild animals do when they are threatened? They bit back, yo

so I did

"YOU STUPID BITCH, THAT WAS MY ROSE TO EAT"

and then I slapped her wrinkly old face. She looks like one of the ladies we fought the other day.

"THAT'S WHY KATNISS LOVES ME MORE. ALSO, I THOUGHT I WAS SO UGLY BECAUSE OF THE INBRED DIABETES AND INCEST IN THIS FAMILIY"

"DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME, YOUNG LADY" Jk, she's actually like, 50 but uh yah bye. Actually, she doesn't really leave, she just gets into a bumper car (which is probably the first car she's ever been in because she adopted me into poverty.) I crossed my arms, until she runs me over on her ugly fucking red car, spraying blood from my mouth and onto her car. Wow, rude. "YOU CRAZY BITCH, THAT'S WHY I KNOW YOU ARE ACTUALLY MY GRANDMOTHER, BECAUSE KATNISS KILLED MY REAL PARENTS."