[clusterbomb, tbh] // DON'T FEED THE TRIBUTES [d4]

Finnick Odair~

Over the night, the cuts began to feel less and less sharp. But in the morning, shards come flying out of nowhere. “What the hell?” I murmur under my breath because last time I checked, shards couldn’t fly. I picked one of them up, looking at my reflection through the shiny glass. “Finnick, if looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.” One of those would be handy right about now as it seems everybody seemed to show up. How convenient.

[Finnick Odair [d4m] attacks Effie Trinket[d6f], knife]
[dice=200+2000]
[Shallow Cut on Chest; 4.0]

After a long day of walking around having imaginary fights with my daughter, I like to have a nice long nap in my armchair at home, usually for about 20 hours. Then I get up to eat, and it starts all over again.

Ah. Nothing more relaxing then moping about in my own world of misery.

But nope NOT TODAY BECAUSE TODAY THERE IS MORE PEOPLE AND NOW I’M GOING TO HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE PRIM AGAIN OTHERWISE WE’LL DIE (I could kill Prim) NO OKAY LET’S GO AGAIN WOW EDITH ON THE LOOSE WOO

I’m like that tiger staring at me through thise bars

He wants some of this

Too bad he cant have it lol

also you probably dont wanna mess with me

remember what happened to the last person who tried to kill me

katniss’s mum [D9F] attacks Buttercup, bow
[dice=200+4000]
Shallow Cut on Cheek - 3.5

Finnick Odair~

Oh look my ally just got friggin electrocuted by this fence how lovely is that? Oh look at those ponies I bet they’re friendly… or not. Okay so evil ponies, check. Dangerous electric fence, check. Well, I don’t see what else could go wrong here. Oh her dying. Didn’t really account for that so um, I guess I will see you guys later. Have fun with your killing and dying and all that. Really, best of times to you all.

[Finnick Odair has frickity fracking fled]

I step back and take a better look at who I’m fighting. Well there’s obviously the fucking traitor kitty and the ditzy escort with the purple hair – DID I MENTION THAT I HATE HAIR DYE OKAY LIKE WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DYE YOUR HAIR SOME STUPID ASS COLOR. PRUM IS NEVER DYING HER HAIR NOPE NOPE NOPE – and then there’s some other girl with red hair that is OBVIOUSLY NOT HER NATURAL COLOR dafaq is this unnatural shit don’t people have anything better to do with their appearance. Oh and then there’s the drunk victor guy and okay whatever and then there’s--

ohaidairrr

My heart. I can’t. omfg.

melting dying melting melting crying this boy is so beautiful omfg omfg omfg

Ripred, that armor makes him look so sexy

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I don’t usually go for them older boys but I want that I want that yes I want that idc

OH WAIT NO HE'S RUNNING AWAY NONONO FINNICK'S GONE NO THIS IS NOT COOL COME BACK FINNICK U SUK.

Bye finnick odair I will find you again don’t worry

we will live happily ever after and frolic through the sunshine in clear meadows and

...wow i must really miss my husband or something wow

OK SRSLY TIME TO GO PRIM GET YOUR BUTT OFF THE GROUND AND GET AWAY FROM THAT STUPID CAT WTF ARE YOU TWO DOING

[katniss' mum drags prim away from da scene yay bye]