fiona // [d1/cb]

fiona jules royce;
d1, female, seventeen, odair.

OH HO HO, FIRST THINGS FIRST IM THE REALEST, REALLY I AM THE MOST REAL PERSON THERE IS. WHAT A GREAT CAREER I AM AS WELL WOW. GOLDEN CHILD NOT GONNA LIE, MY SISTER'S PRETTY COOL BUT I'LL TEACH HER HOW TO BE A HEART BREAKER. NEVER HAVE I EVER EVER NEVER HAVE I TOUCHED A MAN; I AM THE VIRGIN WARRIOR TRUTH. DEEP DOWN I REALLY LIKE MEN, BUT WHAT I'M TRYNNA SAY IS THAT I AM TAKING MY OWN HAND IN MARRIAGE. TO HELL WITH BEING VICTOR, LET'S BE CAREERS FOR LIFE; JK, I REALLY WANNA BE A VICTOR BC OF MY PARENTS AND THEIR CRAZY IDEALS. YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST ME, FIONA JULES ROYCE, DISTRICT ONE TRIBUTE. BOTH OF THEM, I'MMA BE MALE AND THE FEMALE. WAIT, BUT GAMES, UGH NEVER MIND.

WHAT'S THIS CRAZY "PROTEIN" THING YOU SPEAK OF? I ONLY BELIEVE IN VEGETABLES, THAT'S RIGHT I ONLY EAT VEGETABLES, BETCHA DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING. EVERYBODY'S IN LOVE WITH ME, I CAN FEEL IT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CAN SUCK THEIR OWN DAMN ASS; I AM THE VIRGIN WARRIOR. CATALINA IS ABOUT THAT LIFE TOO, EVEN THOUGH SHE SMELLS LIKE A BABY PROSTITUTE SOMETIMES, I STILL LOVE HER THO. MAN THOSE CAREER GIRLS THOUGH, HNNG, JK THO IF I WASN'T SO PRETTY BESIDES THESE FUCKING MEATY CLAWS FOR HANDS I'D BE MARRIED TO ONE BY NOW.

MY PARENTS BELIEVE IN ARRANGED MARRIAGES THOUGH, UGH. HATE THEM A LITTLE BC THEY'RE ALWAYS DAMPING MY FUN, MY PARTY, MY SOUL.

(minie is amaze for letting me use marina ahhh <333)