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Not the cabbages! (Open) Dec 26, 2014 22:48:49 GMT -5 via mobile

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Post by lionel estrada d5 ᥫ᭡ kiah on Dec 26, 2014 22:48:49 GMT -5

i stack them high, one on top of the other, a smile of pure bliss plastered into my lips. When I had been dragged away from my world and thrusted into this one I had not known that my glorious cabbages would have existed... But they did and here I was piling them high so very high.

And the best thing was was that I was not at home.

I was far from home, meaning one thing: no one would interrupt me. No avatar and his sidekicks would destroy my pile, no one at all.

Gently I caress one of the more green vegetables a promise riding through the wind. "We'll be safe here my loves."

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Not the cabbages! (Open) Dec 26, 2014 23:48:16 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2014 23:48:16 GMT -5

there arr no pokremans here, i've looked through the entRIE RAINGINS NSETIRE for em and there aint nOTHING. just useless knives and dem swords but like, not a single caterpie. only sharp objects and low level pid-gays and old men with lettuce.

"We'll be safe here my loves."

"FUK UR LETTUCE"

I PUNCH THE LETTUCE. FUK THE LETTUCE.

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Not the cabbages! (Open) Dec 27, 2014 0:49:27 GMT -5

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Post by Rosetta on Dec 27, 2014 0:49:27 GMT -5

Asami just wanted Korra. If she could only send a message to her…if only she had spirit-y powers like Jinora…

Maybe she could send a message! All she needed was some kind of sending device. She could make one! Spying around the Training Center, she looked for some things she could use. Squinting ahead, she spied a jumble of wires in the corner. Maybe she could use those!

Focused entirely on the wires, she failed to notice a cabbage that had flown into her path, punched by some weird boy shouting about something called Pokemon? She tripped and went flying into another stack of cabbages and they went flying. Almost immediately, she rose, flipping her hair over her head to offer her apologies to the merchant who had been holding those very cabbages. “I’m so sorry! Let me help you take care of this mess!”

^^Made by the excellent Shrimp!

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Not the cabbages! (Open) Dec 27, 2014 2:01:51 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2014 2:01:51 GMT -5

I should still be in China, fighting against the Mongols. What am I doing in some country called Panem? I was told that this country lies on some continent called North America which surely doesn’t exist. The world only becomes the ocean after Japan and land only stretches as far as England. This cannot be possible in the slightest. I should be fighting at Shang’s side, with Po and Yao and everyone behind me. I was about to start the avalanche that was going to take out the entire Mongol Army!!! As the rocket went off though Shaun Yu put his sword against my stomach and I ended up here. Am I dead?

Certainly hats cannot talk. Why is this hat talking? And this arrogant little boy is spewing things about creatures that only exist in his mind. What is this Pokemon that he screams about? And why are these two people dressed in rags talking so strangely. Even I can dress up better than that, and I’m a cross-dresser. I decide to take off my, well technically my father’s armor and wear only my under clothing.. My binding is hidden by my tank-top and my pants are not traditional for women to wear by any standards. Yet I see girls wearing pants and shorts all the time. my hair still tried in the traditional male bun.

I am walking around this blasted “Training Center” when a cabbage hits my head and almost knocks out my bun. “Ow! Hey be careful with those, these will be good for stews one day!”

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Not the cabbages! (Open) Dec 27, 2014 2:49:19 GMT -5

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Post by lionel estrada d5 ᥫ᭡ kiah on Dec 27, 2014 2:49:19 GMT -5

Peace- then disaster.

Out of no where this kid comes flying. He screams about things that I have never heard about before before slamming his fist into one of my beautiful babbies screaming about lettuce! Anger fills me and I turn to the boy with a burung rage. "firstly- LETTUCES!? LETTUCES!? DO THESE LOOK LIKE LETTUCES TO YOU? HOW DARE YOU EVEN COMPARE MY CABBAGES TO LETTUCES! THEY LOOK NOTHING A LIKE! Secondly- DONT FUCKING HIT MY CABBAGES!~ WHAT DID THEY EVER-" my speech is cut off as a lady with dark long hair trips into a pile of my vegetables, the round balls scatter, leaving my neat pile, some being squashed under the woman slender body.

I fall to my knees as she apologises, my whole body agonised and i crawl up to one of the cabbages that had been squashed. Gently I take it into my arms, tears rolling down my cheeks. "Bi-billy the cabbage... My billy.... He was a good cabbage you know-" she leans down to pick one up and I jump to my feet. "Dont- dont TOUCH THEM." Tears scatter from my face, moving in slow motion my eyes flashing with raw emotion.

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