isn't this cracking? [ani]

Twelve eggs all lay out in front of me, seven were to lead to bruising on my head the other five were to soil my hair. I have never been fond of eggs, I had no clue why I picked this event, the ridiculousness of it must have drawn me in. I haven’t had much luck in the games; I did come second with Wynn in a race and obtained myself a puppy. A beautiful little white and black puppy, named Ser Steak. Obviously my brother has to help look after it it’s the family dog Renly. I won it, so it is mine. Previous to this event, I had a disastrous performance in the egg toss and well that contained eggs like this too. I hope I don’t have bad luck with eggs.

Quickly it was the go ahead, time to smash eggs onto my head. Picking up the first, I under estimated it, the hardboiled egg would bash onto my temple. Ouch Well at least that’s one down. Picking up the other, I’d hit it gently onto my forehead…hard boiled again. Time after time again, hard boiled eggs would hit my forehead, I am sure it is read raw now. Picking up the seventh egg, I only had one more hard boiled left and the five raw to find. Smash Eggs whites and yoke would trickle down my face. Yuk The next two eggs would give the same result, I could feel the contents swimming down my face, some of it entering my mouth. Turning away from the table, I’d fight back the urge to gag. This is the most disgusting thing I have ever done.

Renly Myreen is the winner! I had actually won something. Walking up to the events co-ordinator, I would receive my congratulations and my prize. A few of the crowd would cheer; waving to them I could feel the grin spreading across my face from ear to ear. I was more pleased that I had beaten the mayor of my District, the freaking mayor! I must have some damn luck. The events coordinator would hand me a towel to wipe away the eggy mess from my face. Taking it, I’d remove the disgusting reminisce from it. I would need to bathe my hair tonight. Leaving the events area, I’d realise I’d still have the towel in my hand…shit. Looking around, I’d try to hunt down the person but there were too many crowds, I have bagged myself a free towel.

Beginning to walk down a path, I’d realise that I have interacted with anyone in these games, besides Wynn. I haven’t even spoken to any of the foreigners. Swirling the towel around, I’d observe all the faces, capturing them in my mind. The foreigners look pretty similar to me and the rest of Seven.

Halting, a girl sat on a bench would catch my eye. I’d identify her as a contestant in the game I was just in and well she looks more of a mess than I did. Glancing down at my towel, I’d look back at her. ”Hey want to use this to wipe away that egg? I know how nasty it can get”A giggle would trail from my words as I’d point to the remaining bits of egg in my hair.