Ratmas 2015: Day 5- Blitz-A-Thon

Once again, it's that time of the year. Time to write 100-300 word posts until your fingers fall off! That is, of course, if you came to win. 

Your mission, if you so choose to accept it, is to write as many in character posts from now until 12:30 EST on the 31st, remember kids, quality over quantity! That's the whole point of blitzing after all, to prove that we can develop characters in threads with less than 300 words. 

(Not that writing 1k posts isn't fun, of course, but this is a challenge.) 

Goal: Make as many posts between 100 and 300 words as possible. Longer posts are permissible, within reason.

Prize: "Posting Blitz Champion 2015" custom title  

Winner: Most IC mini-posts in roughly a day. During this time, please record your current post count in a reply to this thread if you wish to officially participate (although if you'd like to participate unofficially, you may.) At the end of the day, Members should record their new post count in a new reply to this thread, along with links to each blitz post made.

Additional Rules: Threads started before the Posting Blitz should have the consent of all participants before blitz-length posts are made.

Enjoy!

-Nyte {with credit to ✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ for most of this}