Notes: A THG Sociological Experiment

"That moment in the fellowship of the ring where Aragorn sends frodo off and then he turns around and strides right up to a whole like crowd of orcs all alone and is like alright let's fight assholes. Aragorn is eighty at this point because he's half elf. I want to be that badass at age eighty." - ✌ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

"I don't think I left a note today. How is your day going? I am in a good mood right now and I want to send rainbows to everyone! HAVE A BEAUTIFULLY GOOD DAY! <3" - noodles

"in the dark knight rises how does batman have time to gasoline a giant bat symbol onto the bridge when the bombs gonna go off in less than 6 hours surely that would have taken him a good hour at least to do, only to make something that looks cool, surely he wouldn't have wasted his time on that, what a idiot, he would have had more time to get rid of the bomb and not had to fake his own death and irradiate most of the west coast of america in the process, jesus christ mate" - rook

"Have you ever considered the practicality of a restaurant that serves Lean Cuisines? Like, okay, you microwave them which gives your cook time less, garnish them and serve them on fancy places to charge more, and you get really expensive diners coming in thinking the food they're getting is 4 stars. It's a win-win situation imo." - heather - d2 [mylee]

"if hannah montana was an internationally recognized musician, why was miley's only disguise a blond wig? how would the people in her school not recognize her? i mean, if you saw a girl with the exact same face as Taylor Swift but she had black hair you would not assume she was just an different person right??? and wasn't billy ray already famous when he had her? Ignoring the fact that his only disguise was a mustache, the media would know that he had a kid? Doesn't TMZ exist in this universe? How did he convince the world that he has a daughter named "hannah" and not miley!? and isn't billy ray her manager? didn't he perform with her multiple times?! HOW IS HE NOT RECOGNIZED? and why is jason earles so creepy???" - Loony

"Mumford and Sons just came on the radio and me and I told my sister like "dude I'm turning this up" and so I did, and you know what. She turned it up even louder and now we blaring the banjo music through the open windows. This is pretty chill." - Sunrise Rainier D2 // [Thundy]