:hearteyes: { zoe }

bumblin into the forest, stumblin after this mcree kid. it's the eyes, right? gotta be the eyes. oh my god. gay. gay gay gay gay gay. i hope bucky's ghost ain't watchin and comes back to haunt me. or peggy's. she'll be in for the shock of her life.

maybe i'm bi? i'll google it.

"Ya know what they say, save a horse and ride a cowboy."

"do they?"

fuck.

i was never great at flirting.

google: 'how to flirt with a cowboy'

"buddy you look like you could do with a drink."

shit, i don't have any drinks.

shit. language, shit, oh, fiddlesticks-

man, what do you get when two gay bumblin idiots walk into a forest? tension. bruh.

you know what, i've woken up in a death pit, somehow adopted 3 dragons after i watched their mom die at the hands of this cutie's boyfriend, and all my friends are dead. as the young hip kids say, "yolo".

man we're dumb.

"idk wanna make out?"