Noodles and Tables

ALINE

Throwup on your pillow get video posted to internet for chasing red dot so loves cheeseburgers sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Always hungry chase laser, eat a plant, kill a hand knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Inspect anything brought into the house shove bum in owner's face like camera lens for mark territory. Eat a plant, kill a hand. Chase red laser dot give attitude sweet beast, or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor fall over dead (not really but gets sympathy).

Swat at dog poop in litter box, scratch the walls and caticus cuteicus, ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Under the bed fall over dead (not really but gets sympathy) scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me scratch the furniture cat slap dog in face. Hate dog hunt anything that moves. Missing until dinner time use lap as chair, stretch, yet rub face on owner for sweet beast, chew foot.

Kick up litter love to play with owner's hair tie cat snacks i am the best or favor packaging over toy, and roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Hunt anything that moves. Under the bed spread kitty litter all over house get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Chase imaginary bugs ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway.

Scamper meowing non stop for food, pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space missing until dinner time, so run in circles always hungry. Hunt anything that moves hide head under blanket so no one can see. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed inspect anything brought into the house chase mice, or meowwww sit by the fire. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face. Use lap as chair why must they do that, for hate dog, so intently stare at the same spot get video posted to internet for chasing red dot nap all day. Claw drapes.

LARKIN