stephen-schwartz "the schlong" mcdong | d4 CB
Oct 8, 2018 19:47:23 GMT -5
Post by shrimp on Oct 8, 2018 19:47:23 GMT -5
STEPHEN-SCHWARTZ
"THE SCHLONG" MCDONG
"THE SCHLONG" MCDONG
17 - he/him - d4
Look, all I can tell you is that you gotta commit to the bit.
And when you've gotta name like mine, well, your bit's gotta have the bigger impression if you catch my drift. So yuh go by whatever they call you and double down. No, triple-down, you gotta get that triple-crown if you want a seat in the throne room. And I aim to be king. You call me a clown? Well I'mma go all in, red nose and mismatched pants and everything. Even if the joke gets as stale as Creepy Romilda's basement smell, if you just stand on the fence sooner or later you're gonna fall off and make a fool out of yourself.
I can land with both feet on the ground. Minute "winks" at these jokes aka supplies plenty of eye rolls, Prominent just prefers to die in a corner like the wuss she is, but I wink because I'm in on it. I know the joke's good. Even if it isn't.
Modest gets it, she's a fuckin' killer.
But what can I say? I'm a people person, a people pleaser. The Schlong knows what makes people tick, and The Schlong knows what people need. You wanna joke? Here's a chill one. You wanna drink? Lemme know I'll hook ya up - for pretty penny of course. A pat on the back? I mean sure man I've got that emotional stability right here. It's the small transactions that get you in the door.
So just smile, chuckle, and you'll be all set. 'Cause what's the fuckin' harm in that?
Look, all I can tell you is that you gotta commit to the bit.
And when you've gotta name like mine, well, your bit's gotta have the bigger impression if you catch my drift. So yuh go by whatever they call you and double down. No, triple-down, you gotta get that triple-crown if you want a seat in the throne room. And I aim to be king. You call me a clown? Well I'mma go all in, red nose and mismatched pants and everything. Even if the joke gets as stale as Creepy Romilda's basement smell, if you just stand on the fence sooner or later you're gonna fall off and make a fool out of yourself.
I can land with both feet on the ground. Minute "winks" at these jokes aka supplies plenty of eye rolls, Prominent just prefers to die in a corner like the wuss she is, but I wink because I'm in on it. I know the joke's good. Even if it isn't.
Modest gets it, she's a fuckin' killer.
But what can I say? I'm a people person, a people pleaser. The Schlong knows what makes people tick, and The Schlong knows what people need. You wanna joke? Here's a chill one. You wanna drink? Lemme know I'll hook ya up - for pretty penny of course. A pat on the back? I mean sure man I've got that emotional stability right here. It's the small transactions that get you in the door.
So just smile, chuckle, and you'll be all set. 'Cause what's the fuckin' harm in that?
