[ylip] battle boy-crazy ➳ benitrylle

My lips are like, rawed off but s'more's are really making all the difference here to be honest. I should have used more chapstick; if I'm being honest man, I really thought I would have done better. Don't get me wrong, I didn't do like, bad. Double digits! I met some cool people and we're out here making a bonfire before the next torture task comes out, but I really thought I'd come out the gate with a win. 

I mean, kissing is what I do?! 

What do you mean I only got 10 points, but this twink from five gets 21? No way, nooo way bro. If I box dye my hair pink maybe I'll get some higher scores too, I dunno maybe that's the secret. I wouldn't know, all I've got is my bottom placement, all my theories and the gooiest smore's I've ever made in my life. The contestants I'm hanging out with are all talking about what they're here for, and I'm like, uh, to make out with hot bitches, duh. 

Isn't that why we're all here? Once I heard Arcadia was on there wasn't a chance I was missing out, and I'm looking around and wondering what everybody's backstory is. It's a shame they aren't like, talking about this openly in front of me. But then I see Benito and I gotta get my game going again - he's out doing me, but that doesn't matter if I'm doing him, y'know? 

He wins the challenge, he saves me because he's ultimately too smitten not to, I leech off him until I win the $500,000. Boom! Easy money. I clear my throat before coming over to him by the back door, catching Benny by the flower bed, "'sup top. First time, yeah?" I joke with him like we do back home, and I got to remember this is just a game. 

A game where I make out with hot bitches and get money.

Win! 

"S'more?"