Drop Dead Gorgeous [PAGEANT THREAD]
Aug 6, 2012 19:57:43 GMT -5
Post by cyrus on Aug 6, 2012 19:57:43 GMT -5
Narration
Thoughts
Speaking
Other people’s words
Naughty bits
I was pretty pissed drunk after the first round, probably from the heat—a little dizzy too, though I wasn’t too sure of the cause. Everything suddenly became downright hilarious to me, from the fact that I was the ringmaster to these shenanigans to the acts the girls and guy tried their hardest to perform. It was a spectacle of the talent of District 10, the place where dreams usually came to shrivel up and die an agonizingly slow death. At least the fair was pleasant enough, and the crowd seemed interested in taking in all of the lovely ladies. I was doing a very good job, splendid indeed, if-I-did-say-so-myself, and I did.
The first
She found the ugliest old woman in the crowd—well, one of them. You see, in this district, the ripe flowers tend to wilt after they get past reaping age. But the effort with her strokes truly impressed me. The way that she worked her hands and knew just how to get this ugly cow to look young again, it was as though it was second nature to her. For a girl that hung around in pig s—t all day, it made me think just how lovely she could really be if she only had the chance. Too bad no one would ever give that to her here.[/color] I stood from my seat to give my applause, and grinned stupidly as I made my way back to center stage. “Truly a miracle—you took a hag and turned her into someone I wouldn’t say no to after three or four drinks! That’s a feat there Ms. Tansy!”
But it seemed as though all of these beauties[/color] weren’t going to be outdone. Swallow Anne of course had my heart already with her cute little cheeks and massive tits, but she upped the ante with her writhing on stage. She certainly could draw attention to herself—in just the way that I liked—and looking out to the crowd could see many a man’s faces locked onto her performance. It certainly was a pants tightener, and her little swivel off stage made me grin. “Uh… yes, Swallow Anne everyone,” I said, furiously adjusting my pants as I stood up to get the mic.
My pants weren’t even dry when Motel took to the stage. I grinned and watched his waifish frame move around stage, at this point a little more intoxicated than I probably should[/color] have been. And of course he chose me to participate in the state that I was in. Much to my surprise, I couldn’t have been happier with his talent. Our liplock left me with my eyes closed and my hands moving to grab his pretty little behind. I swirled my tongue around some but it was over all too soon, with me on the stage waving him off as he said goodbye to the crowd.
The last girl decided to go a more musical route by playing the guitar. It was certainly the most classy of the acts, and I happened to find Teal quite the lookiest of the lookers, truth be told. Or that could have been the alcohol flowing through my veins at this point. The little ditty even sounded nice, and I bobbed my head in time. Sometimes it was better to just let things be—district 10 might not be such a horrible backwater trash hole.[/color] When she finished I gave a slow clap, finishing after the audience had settled down. I gave another grin as I moved the mic to my mouth. It was a little too close and the sound came out muffled, but I continued anyway.
“Well… all right, all right, all right…” I moved to light a cigarette and took a long drag. “Wasn’t that just lovely. Now of course comes my favorite part.”[/color] I let out a wave of smoke from my lips as Naif places out the chairs for the remaining contestants. “I’m going to ask all of these pretty young things a question, and we’re going to see just how they do under the hot lights in the hot seat…”
I gave another clap to rouse the crowd and motioned to the girls. “Now Ms. Fawn…” I licked my lips and placed my cigarette in the side of my mouth. “Do you consider yourself to be a giver or a taker in a relationship… and why?” I give my best grin as I hand off the microphone. [/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify][/size]