Brenin Belhaven | Capitol | CB

I am a King. Mommy calls me a king and she is a king too. Mommy King, my mommy. She calls me her angel too. Mommy loves me most.

I'm five but mommy tells me I'm her big boy. I will be six soon. I live five, though. Five is a nice number, it's my favourite.

I like colouring. Mommy loves it most when I colour on the walls, she always shouts about it to other people. Someone always erases my drawings though. It makes me sad, I like my drawings. Mommy says I draw well but someone erases them and I don't like that at all.

I have a brother, he's me but not me. We were born at the same time, but not exactly because it doesn't work like that. Mommy told me exactly how babies are made. The stork brought me first, then my brother. They liked me more, like they should. He's silly and stinky and I'm better. Mommy loves me best.

I'm shorter than everyone. I hate being shorter than everyone. People look down at me and I have to look way up. I want to look down at people. I like climbing onto chairs because then I feel tall. Mommy always gets mad if I climb on tables though so I don't do that.