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sampson's drag race 💃 Jan 9, 2023 9:27:00 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2023 9:27:00 GMT -5

When Sampson said today was the ball, I could feel Ash metaphysically leaving the competition right then and there. I'm not the only girl bitter boots that she took the win, especially with how annoying she is behind the scenes. That's right, there's drama the judges aren't even seeing with that girl, I'm struggling to focus on my work with her in the room with me. She's a nose whistler and a munch, but I just need to get in my own groove and not let her bother me.

I did steal half her fiberglass though! Crunched it up just like her drag and put it in my foundation - these judges want fiberglass poisoning well I'm going to give it to them. At this point in the game, it's too tight not to. There's only 6 girls, so I'm devoting everything I got to send these bitches home. My first two outfits are straight out of Cricket's wardrobe, so these judges better eat it up or else.

My third look is what's got me nervous, I spent so much time focusing on the materials that I completely forgot the New Year's theme! I'll just slap some star make up on and call it a day, my resolution this year is to commit more tax fraud

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sampson's drag race 💃 Jan 9, 2023 9:33:18 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2023 9:33:18 GMT -5

ROMANCE HAS ARRIVED!

I may have not stolen the show last week, but I feel my confidence rising when I find out this week is the ball. Say less, I know all about some balls. This is where I'm most comfortable in my drag, and little do these girls know, I've been incorporating fiberglass into my outfits for a while now. It's got a GREAT sheen and my crystals keep away the unwanted side effects, like cancer.

Did someone have a blow out?! I hit the stage in my first look and there's black fiberglass evvverywhere. That's terrible for whoever, but AMAZING for me! If I make it to the top because someone bombed every week, it'll still be a win in my book. I just hope it wasn't Mallory, they're the only person I've talked to so far who hasn't dragged me to hell and back. These girls are vicious, but I won't let them hold me back or tear me down any longer.

Not when I look this girl! Give a TWIRL

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sampson's drag race 💃 Jan 9, 2023 9:40:08 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2023 9:40:08 GMT -5

Not going to lie, I feel like I look like shit.

Crunch crunch, the whole time I'm putting on my make up I feel like I'm gonna barf looking at this ugly ass suit I made. Vittoria had a whole lot to say, but I'm scared she's going to wind up pulling the padge while I look like... this. Ugh, so embarrassing, maybe the judges will give me a free pass because I ate last week? (Like, literally ate.)

The construction of this suit was terrible from start to finish beteadubs, it's like I never had a chance. I had to scratch the whole thing twice. TWICE. My hands are like, bleeding from the pain, but when you're on Drag Race you shut up and get it done, right gal? Wilder's beaming when he gets back - idk why he looks worse than I do - and I just hope I don't wind up lip syncing because of this damn suit.

This is so not how I wanted to start this year.

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sampson's drag race 💃 Jan 9, 2023 9:49:11 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2023 9:49:11 GMT -5

What's up bitches it's baby New Year on the catwalk. I'm just here to serve a little and collect my check, and this is the perfect challenge for me, baby. Am I the only one who's like, not fucking with the fiberglass though? I skipped it completely and just lied saying I used it, I doubt the judges can even tell. Do you know how harmful fiberglass is to the human body when inhaled?

STILL not as dangerous as Ash Fixation when she's hungry. She told me she could go for a little asian the other day and she ate Miss Mortem! Just like I'm about to eat this runway, right in front of Sampson's fine ass. Looking this good, I might just walk away someone's wife for real. New year, new me, same tiny waist

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sampson's drag race 💃 Jan 9, 2023 10:01:36 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2023 10:01:36 GMT -5

Wilder Zane, tonight you served the Patriachary and 3 fierce looks. You are safe. (Score: 26)

Ash Fixation, your fiber-glass outfit looked more like fiber-ass. I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination. (Score: 9)

Sasha Venus Gaultier, tonight you showed you are no amateur at handling a ball. Vittoria Antoinette, you proved a good bottom never forgets their fiber... glass.

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Condragulations Vittoria, you are the winner of this week's challenge! (Score: 37) Sasha Venus, you are safe. (Score: 33)

Mallory Practice, once again your performance came dead on arrival.

Frida Crowe, the clock hit midnight and you dropped the ball. Hard.

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Frida Crowe, you are safe. (Score: 23) Mallory Practice, I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.

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sampson's drag race 💃 Jan 9, 2023 10:06:06 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2023 10:06:06 GMT -5

Two performers stand before me. This is your last chance to impress me, and save yourself from... elimination! The time has come for you to lipsync for. your. LIFE.

Doctor Mallory Practice: Processing error. I cannot believe I am in the bottom two weeks in a row, but I will simply have to slay in a way I never have before.

Ash Fixation: Well, this fucking sucks. From the top straight to the bottom?! Oh hell no, I can't go home already! Sorry, but I'm sending this Doctor back to the operating room.

Good luck. And don't fuck it up.

Mallory Practice
vs
Ash Fixation

"Hold my Breath" by Lysander Mae

round one:

Mallory
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Ash
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round two:

Mallory
1-20

Ash
1-20

round three:

Mallory
1-20

Ash
1-20

round four:

Mallory
1-20

Ash
1-20

round five:

Mallory
1-20

Ash
1-20

I've made my decision.

Ash Fixation, shantay you stay. (Score: 64)
Doctor Mallory Practice, sashay away. (Score: 40)