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arcv!vor Jan 29, 2023 14:54:30 GMT -5

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Post by jackson thomas [d6m] arc on Jan 29, 2023 14:54:30 GMT -5

You hoes already know I was a lock for this show. I am THE bitch. I literally am named after hell. I'm gay. I died and came back to life, so I'm pretty much the embodiment of gay christ. And who doesn't want the queen of the gays to be here? Come on, now. It's a downright moral law to bring me back onto your screens. Don't act like you didn't miss me. I already know you did.

This game is MINE to win. It's just what I need. Clearly, fighting ain't my thing, but talking smack, and getting people to do what I want? Lord, you're speaking to the right girl. I'm here to win and show you people why I deserved better than the 80th Hunger Games. It's my time to shine, and I don't need Annie's help this time. I can win too, fucker. Watch me.

To my fans, love ya! To my haters, get back to church. The moth ball smell isn't strong enough there yet.

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arcv!vor Jan 29, 2023 20:33:36 GMT -5

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Post by jackson thomas [d6m] arc on Jan 29, 2023 20:33:36 GMT -5

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Luna talks about being dead. All she remembers is having a damn slingshot to defend herself against a wagon that had a bunch of careers jumpin' out.

Marcus gives a very brief speech about how he's always had low self-esteem and wishes he loved himself more. Maybe this will provide a life-changing experience that will benefit him.

The tribes are as follows.

James, Lorenna, Thompson, Mei, Delilah, Saummerand, Sommer, Wynn.

Preston, Roxana, Marcellus (Marcus), Luna, Hellion, Damion, Willow, Theo.
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FIRST IMPRESSIONS

Each tribe is told that they must each vote for the person they believe will act as the biggest liability. The people voted "biggest liability" will get the chance to either start their shelter or search for an idol that gives immunity at the first vote.

MANA RESULTS
Damion voted for Preston.
Hellion voted for Preston.
Luna voted for Hellion.
Marcellus voted for Theo.
Preston voted for Theo.
Roxana voted for Willow.
Theo voted for Luna.
Willow voted for Hellion.

Due to a tie, the weakest player is selected by random between the tied players.

Preston was selected as the biggest liability for MANA

NUKU RESULTS
Delilah votes for Wynn.
James votes for Lorena.
Lorena votes for Saummerand.
Mei votes for Sommer.
Saummerand votes for James
Sommer votes for Thompson.
Thompson votes for Delilah.
Wynn votes for Sommer.

Sommer is voted as the biggest liability for NUKU

video of the challenge

Alright, it's time for our first immunity challenge! You all have to rush through an obstacle course. Once you get to a sand pit, one person must dig under a log and get through to the other side. Once that person has gotten to the other side, they will grab a machete and chop a rope. A set of ladders will drop. Once those ladders are down, your team must climb up top. Using a small pole, tribe members must cross between the gaps one at a time. Once all eight tribe members cross, they will race down to complete a number puzzle. The first tribe to finish their number puzzle will be safe, and does not need to vote someone out.

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MANA wins tribal immunity, safe from the vote tonight. Nuku, one of you eight will become the first person voted out tonight. Grab your stuff, and head out.

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arcv!vor Jan 29, 2023 21:51:27 GMT -5

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Post by jackson thomas [d6m] arc on Jan 29, 2023 21:51:27 GMT -5

You bet your sweet ass I took that idol. I'm not about to fulfill the old-bitch-goes-first edit. Nope, not me, not today. And y'all can starve, too. Specifically that bearded capitol weirdo. What's his name - James? He and Mei are gettin' real close lately, but more importantly, he doesn't do anything. They went out here and voted me for the biggest liability when this dude is taking a nap. We're voting someone out in, what, four hours? He was going on and on earlier about how he apparently was supposed to be the host. And that the hiring process was rigged. But, I don't know. If you're sleeping during the afternoon before tribal, I don't think you deserve to stay here.

The person with the well-kept nails wants to vote Wynn. I guess they think it's too threatening to have another gay dude here, or something, but I want to get Thompson out. Dude already had his chance on TV, and we're keeping him here? Let alone he can hardly carry anything. What does he bring to the tribe? I don't know. Loren is hiding away from every camera. Seems to try and find every angle of a tree that can block her face. The producers keep yelling at her to stop hiding but she don't give a fuck. I wouldn't either, if I were her. She's not that useful either, but she seems to want Delilah out. Thinks that she's a bit suspicious. Whatever that means.

Last Edit: Jan 29, 2023 21:52:06 GMT -5 by jackson thomas [d6m] arc

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arcv!vor Jan 29, 2023 22:24:45 GMT -5

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Post by jackson thomas [d6m] arc on Jan 29, 2023 22:24:45 GMT -5

Alright, how are you guys feeling tonight?

(WYNN)
"I mean, I'm feeling pretty good. I do have a question for someone, though." I turn my body to face Saummerand and raise my voice. "Are you trying to make us lose more challenges?" Mei's sitting to my right and she nearly chokes on her water as she's drinking it. Saummerand is taken aback, and well, obviously surprised that I'm not taking their shit.

"What do you mean?" Oh, come on, you twink.

"I know damn well you're throwing my name out. Don't bullshit me." Mei told me that Saummerand was trying to get me out. Not that they told her. It was more Saummerand told James and then James told Mei. And. then Mei and I being the duo of the century said - um, no. Saummerand sits there, though, shitting their pants. Gobbsmacked. Good to know that I can still shut a bitch up.

Oh, this is TOO good. I came in here planning on voting Saummer, anyway. The crew tonight seems to be me, Wynn, James and Mei. And maybe Sommer. I'm not sure yet. But I did not hear this shit through the vine. When was that chronically indoor freak trying to get Wynn out? Regardless, I know this means I'm safe, so I don't really care.

No.

Now who's letting their mayor run around talking like this? I mean, I would certainly never vote someone like that to represent me. What were y'all thinking down there? Was he threatening mass murder? I mean, Wynn has a point. We need strength and he certainly has the muscle. But can we trust Wynn to not act like this if we stay on the same teams?

"I was trying to get rid of you because you don't deserve to fucking be here! We all need this money. I need it." Saummer responds to wynn in an attempt do save themselves. And I'm like, you know what, good on you buddy. But I don't know if a nail collection is worth $500,000.

God damn, this is good. They go back and forth for a while, and eventually it gets boring to just listen to two gay guys bicker, so I decide to pack it up. "Alright, alright! We get it. Anyway, it's time to vote. I got a pack of beer waiting, and if you give two gay bitches the time of day, they'll take until night." I call up the players, and they go cast their votes. As Thompson takes his seat, I stand up to go record the votes.

Coming back with the cute little voting box in hand, I repeat the script they gave me.

"If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and wants to play it, now is the time to do so."

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arcv!vor Jan 29, 2023 22:52:51 GMT -5

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Post by jackson thomas [d6m] arc on Jan 29, 2023 22:52:51 GMT -5

"Alright, I'll read the votes." Damn, this is actually kind of intense.

First vote,

"Saummerand."

"Wynn."

"Saummerand."

"Saummerand."

"Saummerand.

That's four votes Saummerand."

"Wynn."

"Wynn."

"Three votes Wynn, four votes Saummerand. One vote left."

"What the fuck is going on?" Wynn turns to the side, looking at his fellow tribe members. He thought this was going to be a clean sweep. I had to hold in a laugh.

"Wynn."

"We are tied, which means that we will now vote again." I point at Saummer and then Wynn. "You two cannot vote. The rest of you will. You can only vote Wynn or Saummer." I give a second for the rule to digest, and then I get back to it. We have limited time here, people! "Delilah, if you'll take this." I watch as the ginger goes up and votes. And now we sit and wait again until they're all done.

Okay, so I'm sitting here all like, what the fuck because I swear we had the votes to send that bitch packing. Who the fuck flipped on us? I don't even know fi I should keep my original vote. Would that be smart? I mean, I already voted Saummer, but like, is it worth tying again? What the fuck happens then? "Mei."

"Alright, I'll read the votes."

"First vote."

"Saummerand."

"Saummerand."

"Wynn."

"Wynn."

"Saummerand. Three votes for Saummerand, two votes for Wynn, one vote left."

Bro, what is even-

"The first person voted out of Survivor..."

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"Saummerand. That's four, that's enough, you need to bring me your torch."

I watch as the invisible smoke leaves their ears and the harps start playing. Saummer can go get the suitcase they've been so damn worried about. And I hear angels for us, because we have the numbers now. Or so I hope. I don't know how much I trust Mei right now, but we'll figure out if that's a good judgment soon enough.

Saummer's torch gets snuffed, and all they have to say to us is "bye, losers!" As they walk away. What a waste of time, man. I hope their suitcase got dumped into the water. Why come to compete if they can't even handle getting sand between their toes? I mean, come on.

FINAL WORDS

I don't really care for anyone that's left there, so I'm not that mad. I came into this show expecting to showcase my drag talents, not get ten various species' of bug bites. While I'm gonna go get a cocktail, these people have to sit and suffer in the sun for a few days. I hope a hurricane hits them. That'd be some real good karma right there.

Oh, and Wynn? Trust, and believe. You will never be stepping into a Saturn City drag show.

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arcv!vor Mar 22, 2023 13:18:37 GMT -5

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Post by jackson thomas [d6m] arc on Mar 22, 2023 13:18:37 GMT -5

"Come on in!" I yell out, giving the contestants their cue to, well, get their ass over here. The tribe that leads is the group that won last time. Mama, is that what it is? I don't really fucking know. The red team, whoever they are, get their ass into the challenge. I guess they want to hold suspense for the other tribe like they can't just look behind them and see who got voted out. Is the one sister scared for her brother? That shit was some good ass casting - props to whoever did that. "Ma-, er, red team! Getting your first look at the new blue team." The blue team hauls their asses up onto their mat, and even I'm confused.

Why are there six of them? I thought we just voted out one. When did this happen? Why wasn't I informed?

"Hey, uh, what happened to the one girl?"

You all are so fucking weird. Why am I even here? The cameras are all too much for me right now, honestly, and I don't really have a reason to be here. They told me that the money would be worth it. But this just all feels so invasive. So, I'm stepping out. You can all forget about me.

video of the challenge

"Alright, then. We'll continue anyway!" Less work for my ass, really. Sucks to be Lorenna, but she wouldn't have made good tv. She hated us, so I guess it was best for her to go. "This challenge is simple, and it's time to rough it up! You will compete in this challenge in groups of three within your tribe. On my go, you'll race out and grab a ball. You must work together to land your ball into the net and score. The first team to three points wins." Simple enough, I think.

I'm hoping that Theo dude knocks a tooth out.

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Well, shit, he did. That was a goddamn blow out. That little Thompson kid better bring a damn vest next time. I think he's gonna die if he tries any harder.

"MANA wins tribal immunity, safe from the vote tonight. Nuku, one of you six will become the first person voted out tonight. Grab your stuff, and head out."