Realistic {Zoe}

He's gone, oh thank fucking almighty - but oh, dammit, he's turning me over and-

RIPFUCKINGRED THAT STINGS OWOWOWOWOW HE'S GONNA PAY FOR THAT!

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Flail:
[dice=200+12000]
There's a crack, and his arm is surely broken.

TAKE THAT!

DAMAGE: Broken Right Arm 6.o

HEALTH: 24.5/60HP

He missed, he missed, Ripred I might have a chance of getting out here alive...

Flail:
[dice=200+12000]

Dammit.


DAMAGE: Miss 0.0

HEALTH: 24.5/60HP

Curse that effing axe an- OW RIPFUCKINGRED MY LEG D:

-grabs flail-

Flail:
[dice=200+12000]
STOP MISSING DAMMIT

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DAMAGE: miss 0.0
HEALTH: 28/60HP

Lol cbf roleplaying out my answers now xD

Dammit that hurts oh Ripred. Well dammit, now I can't breathe.
LOLFUCK


-shitty attempt at an attack-



[dice=200+12000]


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DAMAGE: Bruised Right Arm 2.0

HEALTH: 38/60HP WAHHH

My leeeeeeeg D:
Letmedieeeeee


-another shitty attack that'll probably miss-



[dice=200+12000]


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DAMAGE: Block 0.0 LOL TOLD YA

HEALTH: 46/60HP WAHHH

Another attach at my remaining leg - but to be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if I died with no legs at all, at the rate this is going. Might as well hack off the rest of this bloody, grotesque mess. Pain is all I know now - it encompasses my body and poisons my thoughts. In my desperate attempts, I struggle to fight back - grabbing whatever the hell is in front of me and flinging it at my attacker.

[dice=200+13000]

I hit something, thank Ripred. I can feel that it didn't do much damage - but hey, if you're dying, better than nothing.