Lloyd Bison-McKenzie [D5]

Let's face it, I'm not a very big or powerful person or even a very active person for that matter. You can just tell by looking that I don't pump the weights much or spend hours of hard work exercising. Ain't no body got time for that, honestly I'm fine with just being skinny and pale,I don't even want muscles and a tan, I honestly don't have the time or the drive to do all that kind of stuff. So as a result I am kind of skinny, I have a flat stomach, thin arms, I wouldn't call myself malnourished cos really I ain't I'm just not really well built either. I stand at 5'9 so I'm not exactly 'uber tall' but compared to some other guys I'm quite tall.

I have blonde hair, almost like it's gold. It's quite short as well, honestly looking at least semi-respectable is the bets I can do so I keep my hair at a short length. However it's quite unruly and sticks up at different angles that are at an upwards angle. I also have dark blue eyes, like most blondes have blue eyes so do I. I ain't got facial hair, but honestly if it started to grow I probably wouldn't bother cutting it off, that's just so much effort. If there's one thing about me it's that I don't like effort. My skin is quite clear except for some little blonde hair growing in places, arms, legs, in those other places where people grow hair. And like most things, I can't be bothered to shave.

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Lazy. That's a pretty good word to describe me, I don't have the drive to do basically anything that takes effort. Life is short and painful, why would I waste the majority of my young life working when I could be doing something much better with myself? Maybe it won't be as productive as doing something like working but it certainly is more enjoyable. Sometimes I think humans are so stupid, when will you possibly have time to relax and have fun if you're constantly doing something as stressful as working? I may be lazy but at least I know what life's truly about.

What to say about my family? I have a helluva lot of half siblings. I have too many, I mean sure I care about them but there's just so many and it's sort of annoying. And we all live in the same place, I mean I need my own personal space as well, but they are family and family is family. They may be pesky, pissy and sometimes downright annoying but they're still my own flesh and blood. I may be a McKenzie but I am also a Bison, they're both piss poor names but they're still my names. And my other half siblings share the name Bison, if you share the name Bison with me then you're fine in my book. If you don't love your family then you have some serious issues in my opinion, family is forever, family is permanent.

When Shadow died I was quite sad, okay very sad. He was so weak, he didn't deserve to be in the arena with that Iago who cut out tongues and gouged out eyes, it was a mismatch from the start. i can't say I hate Iago or the Capitol, I just don't agree with either of them. Hate is a strong emotion, and honestly it just takes a lot of effort to hate something or someone and really I'm just too lazy to put so much effort and time into hating someone. I just try to be nice and polite to everyone. I've never really been one to raise my fists at someone or fight because fighting is just long and effort, people get hurt for no reason. What's the point? I'm not a pacifist, I just don't fight cos like I said I'm just too lazy.

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I'm an illegitimate bastard, I was never supposed to have come into this world apparently. My father was a Bison but my mother was a McKenzie. You see my father was a big sleep around, which resulted in me and a bunch of my other half-siblings. My mother took care of me while my father just ran off with some other girl, I still visited him at times while I was growing up but not really that much. I knew him, I loved him like any child should do to their father. People say I wasn't as rowdy as the other children, when I was a kid I mostly just sat in and slept while everyone else played outside.

So as I grew older people noticed that I was becoming lazier by the minute. I didn't bother getting no job because that was just too hard, I would never study for school, I would get home and just relax and sleep while my mom did the work. I don't see why anyone should complain, it's not like they were forced to have me. I didn't really like taking responsibility for things. My mother was a prostitute, that's how she paid for the things I needed, it was a disgusting job but it got me food on my table for really who am I to judge? People used to look at me funny, I eventually didn't really like the name McKenzie but it's a good thing I had Bison to clean my rep up a little.

But eventually disaster struck. My mom ended up going home with the wrong guy and they found her a few days later chopped up in a dumpster. I had no one to turn to, I didn't want to go into a home, I would've only had to stay there for a year but it still would've been horrible. So I did what I had to do, around the same time Shadow was reaped I was sent to live with my dad, so I sort of supported and comforted him, I tried to keep him sane and told him to be strong for his son.

And well eventually more and more people started moving in, it turns out he slept around with more girls than I initially thought and they started moving in so now here we are. Living under the same roof with dad. Some of them are all different ages, different personalities, all different mothers. We all live together now, under one roof with just one dad taking care of us. But I guess it IS his fault for being such a sleep around right?