dylan kade // d4 \\ wip

dylan kade // d4 \\ wip Mar 10, 2014 19:01:09 GMT -5

Post by Ella on Mar 10, 2014 19:01:09 GMT -5

to cry, cry me a river

dylan hale kade

male

district four

seventeen

straight

louis tomlinson

no plot

_{I've always been the 'mature' one in my family. With two younger sisters, I guess that's how it works out. Though, they're probably more mature then me in some ways.

Yes, one of them still plays with creepy little dolls and another is a heck of a cry baby, but still, everybody's always told me I'm not mature whatsoever. Sometimes inappropriate, even.

I tend to laugh inappropriately with a thin, pink mouth, try to impress a bunch of no-good, beautiful, selfish girls who will never in my wildest dreams go out with me. I'm not a career like most boys my age, either. Which may be why no girl wants to go out with me. And, though I hate to admit it, sometimes I play with those creepy little dolls, too. I also always use the females even though she has more males, don't judge me.

Now, I have a dad. In case you didn't realize, he hates me. Well, you probably didn't realize. Dad likes manly sons, and I guess I'm not that manly. I look manly (completely with abs and big arms) but that's mainly because my parents were both good looking and I do a lot of exercise, (mainly swimming), but that doesn't mean a thing. Heck, I know some dude that looks like a fucking stick figure and he's one of the best careers in District Four! Although, maybe I'm biased, because he's one of my best friends.

I don't have much. Well, I do, more then most, but not all of it's good. There are bullies, how they found out my secret I do not know, constantly teasing me to no end. Though, bullies are good at keeping their mouths shut. So are other people. Most wont tell my secret(s), but some still do. Then there's the fact my dad frigging hates me and my mom's never home because she's always fishing. That, my friends, is why people say I wallow in self-pity.

Self-pity isn't always a bad thing, as people make it out to be. You can pity for others, so why not yourself. Your just as important as everybody else! Well, maybe not President Snow. And Saffron. And Opal. And Cricket. And Arbor. And Topaz. And Klaus, who everybody bas said looks a lot like me. (But he seems to be "better looking then me," like, what the heck? You don't just say that to somebody's face, come on.) Okay, but back on track. Everybody has self-pity sometimes, so why taunt other people for 'wallowing in self-pity'?

Someday, I will form a band. It will be named, 'Wallowing in Self Pity' with the album names of 'Pity and Self' and 'We Don't Care What You Say 'Cause We Feel Bad For Ourselves.' Although, I have no idea who would join. Plus that last one sounds kind of demeaning. Ah well, it's just a flipping fantasy.}