D2 :: Tryst Cage

L△LIA RP Tutor 3,567 POSTS last seen Jun 24, 2019 15:25:10 GMT -5 BOOM SH△KALAKA	D2 :: Tryst Cage Sept 26, 2014 19:00:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by L△LIA on Sept 26, 2014 19:00:52 GMT -5 NAME :: Tryst Cage GENDER :: Male AGE :: Sixteen DISTRICT :: Two It's Robbie Wadge so this many gifs is not only totally acceptable, it's necessary. ODAIR
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D2 :: Tryst Cage Sept 26, 2014 22:06:11 GMT -5

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Post by L△LIA on Sept 26, 2014 22:06:11 GMT -5

The trouble with trouble is the not getting caught part. By which I mean: I don't. I try, but no matter which way I paint my hands red, people just don't seem too keen to condemn a face like mine. The struggle is obviously real.

Alright, alright. Give me a second and I'll back it on up. I've always been a little bit crap at storytelling, to be honest. The boring parts just seem like they deserve to be skipped over no matter how informative they are, but we can rewind all the way to the beginning just this once I guess, since the main character of this story doesn't suck balls. Even if he did there wouldn't be anything boring about it, if y'know what I mean. So hush up, I'm getting down to it, I swear.

Now get your mind out of the gutter, we're about to talk about babies and shit. Jesus.

Let me set the scene: Sixteen years ago and it's the most beautiful goddamn day you've ever seen. Sunshine and chirruping blue birds and whatever. Perfect, obviously. Tryst — hallelujah! — Cage is born and the whole world rejoices, except maybe for the angels up in the clouds of heaven because suddenly there's a face holier than theirs and jealousy is a real bitch like that.

Anyway, Baby Boy Baller officially becomes the reason for the sun to rise in the mornings and the Cage household is the envy of basically everyone. His parents call him their Little Miracle and it's not just because his existence defies the laws and logic of exactly how much awesomeness was previously allowed within a single human being. You see, they thought it wasn't possible for Mommy Cage to get knocked up anymore, but little did they know.

Out of desperation or depression during their formerly Miracle-less lives, they had adopted Fee a year before, a mute boy that a more intelligent family had recognized as worthless and abandoned on the stoop of a government home. Wah wah wah yadda freaking yadda, Mommy Cage cried an ocean of pity and took the kid in as her own, not knowing that all she needed to do was just suck it up and be patient for a few months longer. The best was yet to come.

What was done was done however and so it was that Fee and Tryst became unlikely brothers. There were four other Cage children who also paled in comparison to the cherubic newborn — Angard, Anyana, Attend, and Sampson — and everyone privileged enough to gaze upon the face that made even the heavens weep with envy knew it. All was well and right with the world, because even though babies would continue to be born and saved from stoop abandonment by the Cage family, the Miracle continued on.

Proof for unbelievers could be seen as Baby Boy Baller grew into Little Boy BAMF, blinding the ladies with his impossibly good looks before benevolently restoring their sight with a miraculous smile. Yeah, yeah, so what if he was only six when he grew sex appeal, like I said: Motherfucking Miracle. Everything was literally perfect until he was thirteen because Angard had done wrong the year before and that only made Tryst's parents love the angel boy more, so it was okay. The wrong was actually right, but Anyana —

Anyana's tongue was cut out for a crime she didn't commit and it was the worst thing ever. Not because she was doomed to live out the rest of her life as an avox, but because her parents were so proud. Even once she'd been hauled off to the Capitol, they still fawned over her memory, hugging each other and swooning over what good parents they were to have provided such a secure future for their eldest daughter. When they finally began paying attention to their other children again, it wasn't because of Savior Tryst's incredible dimples or awe-inspiring charisma, but because Attend was about to turn eighteen. His turn to trade his tongue for a guarantee of lifelong employment was coming.

Now Tryst, he was obviously good at literally everything. It wasn't just because he was blessed with the face of a sex god — and beloved by all for it — but the boy has always been mind-blowingly talented. If ever he came home from school with less than stellar grades or missed a shot during a game of basketball or burned Sunday morning pancakes, clearly it was because he was doing it on purpose, to comfort those around him and prevent others from feeling too inferior. (Alas! Woe is me! Woe is you! Woe are the angels! Unfortunately that sense of inferiority is mostly unavoidable, despite his self-sacrificing efforts! But what a guy! What a shining goddamn star he is to attempt to lower himself for the sake of mere mortals!)

Yet, the parental units of the Cage family began neglecting to acknowledge the greatness of their golden child during these dark days. Blasphemy and no and a plague upon thee all! Perhaps they had begun suffering partial blindness due to looking into the sunlight of his radiant smile too long, but their attention drifted from pride for Anyana and Attend's futures, to constantly having to look at Fee every time he has something to say, just because he insists on talking with his hands instead of his broken mouth, even though he's a cheater cheater pumpkin eater who isn't even avoxed yet.

Sometime around then is when Tryst realized that if Fee could scam the system like that and be praised for it, then there was nothing to stop him from doing the same. Angard, Anyana, and Attend had all been framed for the crimes that gave them their futures, but Tryst figured he could just do it for real. Theft? Vandalism? Arson? Murder? Tax evasion? No problem! He was the Miracle freaking Sex God of the Universe, after all.

Okay, so mehhhhhhhh with the violence because blood is sticky and dirty and the sound of breaking bones has to be about a zillion times worse than knuckle cracking and it's hard for a sixteen-year-old kid to evade taxes he doesn't owe yet, I mean you don't even know how hard, and HOW DO YOU LIGHT A BRICK BUILDING ON FIRE? BRICKS ARE NOT FLAMMABLE? THE HELL?! Still attempting to charade as an impossibly dashing, yet — it's soooo hard to believe, I know! — slightly flawed mortal, Tryst began looking for crimes to commit.

Since of course he is one hundred million percent perfect, it's not so difficult finding people to give him drugs to get caught with and private property to trespass upon, but the people who catch him all seem to take one look at the hypnotizing azure oceans of his eyes and would naturally rather cry themselves to death than accuse Tryst's incomparable face of wrongdoing. Instead they call it a misunderstanding, giving him a slap on the wrist and while he can't judge them for seizing the opportunity to touch him, it's also flipping annoying, to be honest, to be thwarted by his own amazingness.

There has to be a way to get avoxed early. If Fee can be born into silence, then it can't be hard. It's not a matter of being a bad criminal, because it's impossible for the Miracle child to be bad at anything. That can't be it. This is just a catch-22. But I'll find a way. I'll find a way to beat Fee and his cheating silence to the finish line.

Beauty is both my greatest gift and curse, I'm friggin' telling you.

i got a boy, a handsome one
i got a boy, a kind one
i got a boy
handsome boy
who took all my heart

Last Edit: Sept 29, 2014 21:10:57 GMT -5 by L△LIA

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