brooke n. rubbers [baq] capitol [fin]

My drag name is fitting. The pun you get from it was the cause of my parents conceiving me, after all. That's why I picked it. I thought it was hilarious. I've been a drag queen since I was nineteen, but I'd consider myself to have been a queen of sorts for my whole life, even if it's not 'official' royalty. I just so happen to rule and slay at everything I do, and that's just what queens do, is it not? I made myself a queen in every aspect of the word. I'm a confident, stunningly beautiful, astonishingly intelligent person. I'm practically royal.