Grow as you Squirm {Chia Pet vs. Squirmle Wormle} D3

She slithers under the front door and then picks the lock with her squirmy tail to let toothbrush in. There is a bedroom upstairs, they deserve a rest.

And a real date <3

The inevitable happens and they are separated - Squirmle is reminded of the war.

There are smooth worms in the chia's hair.

Begone smooth worms.

Chia cuts of Squirmle's tail like they do not know it will grow back.

Fool.

Cut off one tail, two more shall take it's place <3

Squirmle feels something vibrate in her pocket.

Toothbrush?

No. It is only her tamagotchi child shitting once again.

Why does a worm have pockets

No one knows this but Squirmle is secret Canadian spy. She infiltrated the pentagon years ago. She will infiltrate u next <3

Clay tastes like dirt. Dirt is a worms favourite.


mmmM dirt