palia cresting . d5 . wip

Weird shit has always happened in my life, but I blame it on the deities. Specifically, the time deity, Mist. He's always fucking with things. He'll slow things down: he'll give me more time to think in a situation than I should probably have. People say I'm quick-witted and able to think on my feet, but I think time just stops when I need to start thinking. There's really no other explanation for me being able to solve math equations in what seems like just a couple of seconds to everyone else when it feels like it takes an eternity for me to work it out in my head. There's no other reason I should be able to come up with a witty comeback so instantaneously for the bullies who constantly rag on me at school.