trolls on the web [wesley&cathy]

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trolls on the web [wesley&cathy] Mar 25, 2023 7:25:56 GMT -5

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Post by ☢️ on Mar 25, 2023 7:25:56 GMT -5

CATHY LE ROUX
There must be a way, some kind of loophole in the system that Cathy can use to her advantage. What even was the reason to suspend her travel permit for five years? Her mother’s doing most likely, she prefers Cathy to be under her eye. Silent and seen. While Cathy wants to be free and feeling that little bit of bliss again that she carried during her short time in District Two.

Cathy returned home just as One’s industry began to evolve, and her room is filled with trinkets and technologies gifted to her by unknown admirers that she had no idea existed. It seems the Le Rouxs celebrity status is growing and now that there are not many of them left alive, Cathy’s name is next on the vultures list.

She spends the morning tapping at a screen, building a profile on the social forum that everyone is talking about and begging her to join. On the profile display name section, she does not put her real name. Sticking to her District Two alias of Catherine Rouxe. It asks for a selfie but she skips that part, opting for a pretty sunrise picture that randomly appears when she presses select a profile picture.

Her profile is built but what now?

Are her District Two friends on here too?

Maybe this forum can help with her travel permit application, it can’t just be her whose had this same problem.

Catherine Rouxe: How do I get to District Two? I need help resubmitting my travel permit. Please help.

She hits submit on the question, hoping it is the best place to send it.

Last Edit: Mar 25, 2023 7:26:11 GMT -5 by ☢️

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trolls on the web [wesley&cathy] Mar 25, 2023 7:49:01 GMT -5

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Post by lionel estrada d5 ᥫ᭡ kiah on Mar 25, 2023 7:49:01 GMT -5

[googlefont="Lato:400"]

⬤	member is online

[googlefont="Radio Canada:700"]@ GRANDMABEEFCAKES

[googlefont="Radio Canada:700"]SHAKE IT OFF
[TAYLOR SWIFT]

6:51

browsing POLA

[googlefont="Radio Canada:700"]C H A T . . .

[googlefont="Lato:400"]There was a corn kernel wedges between my back two maulers and it was pissing me off. My fat as fuck fingers were too stubby, my finger nails too short and I am left with my tongue working over time to try and free the stray kernel. "For fuck sakes," I groan, giving up long enough to flick open my POLA account under the fake username @grandmabeefcakes. It had been a while since I had opened this account, mostly because BIGTITTIES23 had been monopolising all of my time. And Justin was fucking useless, whenever I needed him his fat ass was constant afk eating snacks.

Scrolling past a bunch of new promo's about the restart of Young Love in Panem my eyes catch a name that was oddly familiar but not quite right. Catherine Rouxe. Hmm. Now that name sounded a little so similar to a fucking crazy ass family who were running out of kids to throw into the arena. Grinning, the popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth was long forgotten, I wipe my wet ass fingers on my shorts as I tug my keyboard closer.

It was time to have a little fun with miss Cathy Le Roux.

Her post, written like a 40 year in the middle of a mid life crisis, was asking for direction on who to resubmit a traveling permit. The polite thing for me to do would be to help her, direct her towards the website that would have taken her computer ilterate ass two seconds to find was she not a grandma in the body of a teenager. However, I was not that nice lol, and I was in the mood to add another name to the public short list of 'men with small penises'.

Flicking open a new tab I find the site easily, growing through the page I find the summit a form link, copying and pasting in directly into the comment sections of her post. Hi girl, got your back! Here is the link you are looking for xx.

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trolls on the web [wesley&cathy] Mar 25, 2023 8:33:32 GMT -5

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Post by ☢️ on Mar 25, 2023 8:33:32 GMT -5

CATHY LE ROUX
Now she waits, not exactly feeling confident of getting a response. She just stares at the device, there is so much more to discover on this new PWW – Panem Wide Web but there is only one place that Cathy Le Roux wants to be exploring and that is District Two. Now the dumpster of Panem but it seems fitting that the runt of the Le Rouxs ends up in the trash over there.

The device in her hands vibrates and makes a pinging noise. There some new words displayed on it now, saying notification on POLA from @grandmabeefcakes. She didn’t think old people even used this stuff, she couldn’t imagine any of the elderly in her family setting up their own profiles down with the kids.

Grandma Beefcakes has kindly sent her instructions on how to re-submit a travel permit. She taps the link on message and the screen changes to another form asking for her name. She uses her legal name this time, knowing the alias will be no help to her for the renewed documents. Then she hits submit…

A LITTLE WEINER! flashes up onto her screen, thanking her for submitting a name to ’men with small penises’. Frantically she taps the big X on the top right corner of the screen, hoping to erase the picture from the device and her memory.

Then she goes back to the message, hoping nobody is pulling a prank on her and maybe it was just a mistake.

Hi, I think you sent me the wrong instructions? That link didn’t take me to an application. Unless you meant to send me there.

Can anyone else help me? I don’t think Grandma Beef Cakes is a very serious person.

Last Edit: Mar 25, 2023 8:40:01 GMT -5 by ☢️

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trolls on the web [wesley&cathy] Mar 25, 2023 9:06:12 GMT -5

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Post by lionel estrada d5 ᥫ᭡ kiah on Mar 25, 2023 9:06:12 GMT -5

[googlefont="Lato:400"]

⬤	member is online

[googlefont="Radio Canada:700"]@ GRANDMABEEFCAKES

[googlefont="Radio Canada:700"]SHAKE IT OFF
[TAYLOR SWIFT]

6:51

browsing POLA

[googlefont="Radio Canada:700"]C H A T . . .

[googlefont="Lato:400"]Pouring myself a glass of Fantastic Orange Lemonade I wait for Miss Le Roux to respond. I half expected her to instantly realise that I was screwing to her. I sure as hell didn't actually expect her to register her REAL name to the registry. But a notification flashes on my screen and before I even flick off the tab with a list of name of people who had shamelessly admitted to the public about their little wiener and I refresh it.

I choke and spit on my lemonade at the same time, causing the soda to travel up my nose and dribble from my chin, the first name on the lost, added a few seconds ago was Caterina Le Roux.

Oh my god.

Choking on more laughter I change my screen back to POLA, opening up my notification. Instantly I am taken back to Catherine Rouxe's post: Hi, I think you sent me the wrong instructions? That link didn’t take me to an application. Unless you meant to send me there.

Yeah, dude, I sent you the wrong instructions. Rolling my eyes I wipe my chin on the back of my arm, cleaning off the lemonade that had leaked from my mouth during my outburst.

Another comment follows quickly after: Can anyone else help me? I don’t think Grandma Beef Cakes is a very serious person.

No shit miss Cathy Le Roux. With a handle like @grandmabeefcakes you would expect nothing more but a troll.

I was still buzzing from the pure delight that had surged through me after seeing her name at the top of the list, so much so that I flick back over to the screen, screenshoting it I save it to my computer quickly before opening up POLA once again. I click on the create new post icon, the image of the list with Caterina's name at the top the first image in my camera roll. I click on it, adjusting the size and adding a filer for aesthetics cause u know it looks cool.

I click post, tagging @ Catherine_Rouxe: xoxo.

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Last Edit: Mar 25, 2023 9:06:53 GMT -5 by lionel estrada d5 ᥫ᭡ kiah

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trolls on the web [wesley&cathy] Mar 25, 2023 11:53:00 GMT -5

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Post by ☢️ on Mar 25, 2023 11:53:00 GMT -5

CATHY LE ROUX
It seems the pettiness and wicked words have infected the web just as much as they infect the career training academy in District One. If only her sweet innocence did not lead her into the trap set by @grandmabeefcakes. Conquering the internet is clearly not her thing but there is a lot of juicy content on here, more than the whispers that are shared during family events around the dinner. More now that the world believes Cathy Le Roux has a small wiener. Childish but it is usually something that is so easily forgotten, gone from minds within a week.

Another ping and notification from beefcakes.

The screen flashes up a graphic that sinks a little bit of embarrassment into her chest. Throughout all this, not one other person has responded to her call for help, she just hopes all of this is secluded to beefcakes. Whoever they are. She needs to talk to Tatton about this, she is definitely already down with this whole new internet thing. In the meantime, beefcakes are a problem for Cathy to solve.

I don’t know who you think you are, but you can delete this! My mom is the mayor, I am sure we will be able to find out who you are. This is pathetic, clearly I don’t have a small dick. You are a child.

Cathy has never pulled the my mom’s the mayor card before though even the thought of her mom discovering this makes her stomach turn. That is enough internet for the day. She needs Tatton pronto.