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"Biiiitch, are you serious?" I never thought Panda would accept if they were reaped, but that was dumb of me because he's always been such an attention whore. It shouldn't surprise me he'd literally die for it, but I mean, who in their right mind would? In this day and age? I'd rather die skinny and famous too. "I can't believe you're going to be famous without me!" Like, how fair is it that we've been besties for so long and Panda's just gonna leave me high and dry. 

And let's talk about how Panda didn't even notice me sobbing in the audience when the reaping happened. Panda just went straight on stage, meanwhile I look like an idiot with my alligator tears. 

The idea of Panda dying though does make me sad, like, really sad. Y'know? I bet you can imagine how hard it'll be on me when Panda dies, I'll probably have to skip school for a few days on bereavement. Who's gonna let me smoke half their cart now?! "I really hope you go viral like that remix they did of Francine falling off the mountain. Oh, and go shirtless, even if it's an arctic arena, nipples sell." Big bucks, huge.