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yippie !

Oh yeah baby I'm that firecracker you've been looking for; District 10 needs a cherry bomb like me to stir up the bad shit. You see, I come from the Dust - haven't heard of it? You're one of the lucky ones, doll. 

Dustgirls 101: don't give us a damn inch, 'cause we always take that mile. We ain't children of Saffron - fuck that old bad, we're daughters of Myara. That's the Lowest of the Lowe's, she gets it. She does what every girl wants to do; go apeshit! Break shit... well, I shoot shit. Light it on fire. Pyre, Pyre, Pants on Fire, me and my girls go out and set the skies ablaze and make out with the lingering smoke from the bullet shot. 

My dad's the sheriff; us Pevek's aren't afraid of hard work. No, no, we like it. I'm an Aries Venus if you couldn't tell, I love when someone slaps me with reality. If he's the Sheriff, then I'm the princess. I've sat in Novak's lap like it was Christmas day and asked for World Peace- okay okay, stretching the truth here, but you get the motherfuckin' gist. 

What I really asked for?

World Domination, of course!