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sebastien izan salazar // 29 // district seven --

Yeah, I'm the IT guy. You need IT done? You call the IT guy.

So I just got off the phone with my Tio Nacho and all I've gotta do is make the speech, shoot the pistol and let the shit go wild! Sawdust ain't even gotta give us the go ahead, we're up to Salazar shenanigans in these streets and he ain't gone stop it anyways. Let the party role, cult of Dionysos up in this biyatch. I'm just smoking this blunt dead in front of the crowd, the fanfaire building up already. There's trumpets blowing and tubas blaring, drums snaring and flags twirling. The marching bands alive and so am I, 'cause if the streets are lit- so am I, baby! 

"A-hem. Hola, you may know me as Sebastien, King of the Salazars. We keep y'all safe, y'all keep us safe, right? And to celebrate all them good vibes that little wiz kid, Torian Vice, brought up, we got this shendig going down. He'll be popping up eventually once his stylists get him out of those damn highwaters," c'mon, what's that about? He's a deer, a prince, a scientist; why is he a fuckin geek.

"We got vodka shots on the side, hydrate or die-drate people, I am not joking. Lastly, enjoy ya' time, spend some money, and shake some tits. May the odds be ever in your motherfuckin' favoourr!" 

/ Quick shot of Vodka.

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WOOOOO! BABY! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

"Who wants to make out first?!" 

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Open to whoever! Python for sure, along with the District 7 Tributes of the 95th, if y'all wish to make an appearance on the drive to the trains. dars & я𝑜𝓈𝑒 as well x