the sultry sartorial | maven sartorial [cocktail creation]
Dec 29, 2023 18:10:42 GMT -5
Post by parsnip on Dec 29, 2023 18:10:42 GMT -5
Maven Sartorial
Good afternoon, esteemed panel of judges. I present to you an exclusive beverage from the heart of District Eight. I will now play a short advertisement to demonstrate the illusive nature of this wonderful Sartorial creation.
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This… Is the Sultry Sartorial. Handcrafted and lusciously tailored to the drinker, it roots out your deepest desires and elicits them into being within each taste. Not only does the Sultry Sartorial promise this wild exuberant experience, but the recipe hails from the grand distilleries owned by Maximillian Sartorial, head of the Sartorial family in District Eight.
Don’t let the cough syrup stain of this irresistible beverage confuse you, though. Served with a sugary mist, this ebon liqueur is a delicacy that even those in our humble District are proud of.
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So, as you have seen, this delectable substance is primarily an enjoyable beverage. But, as you may have guessed, there are medicinal effects, too. We have tested this product in many markets within our District. It bares fruit when ingested by the elderly, or those with depression. Anxious thoughts seem to dissipate when consumed. It is, indeed, a wonder.
I will now open the floor for any questions, and you’re free to come and sample the product yourselves…
I have been Maven Sartorial, and I thank you for your consideration.
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