Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp)

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Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp) Feb 23, 2011 15:24:32 GMT -5

Post by Tsarashi 2.0 on Feb 23, 2011 15:24:32 GMT -5

Barack Obama knelt behind the tallest oak tree in the park closest to the White House. He was breathing heavily from his run across town. He knew that she had followed him, and that terrified him. If that woman found him he knew that he would be dead meat. She was an insane blonde who was always following him and attacking him out of nowhere! ‘… I hope I lost her.’ He thought to himself before relaxing a bit. Just then he heard the sharp snap of a twig breaking. “Oh tiddlywinks.” Obama cursed aloud.

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Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp) Feb 23, 2011 23:34:06 GMT -5

Post by shrimp on Feb 23, 2011 23:34:06 GMT -5

I should have been the president.

I mean really! How cool would that have been? The FIRST FEMALE president of the united states! ~~Then again, Sarah Palin could have become the first lady president too; you know, with how old John McCain is~~.

But seriously.

I lost to some man who simply calls for CHANGE. Not. Fair.

And so, it's only reasonable that I whip out my large blunt club at times, and chase him. Which is what I did today.

Muahahahahahahah. Fear me, if you dare.

And oh schnap I stepped on a twig. Oh well.

Last Edit: Feb 23, 2011 23:34:20 GMT -5 by shrimp

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Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp) Feb 24, 2011 0:16:56 GMT -5

Post by Tsarashi 2.0 on Feb 24, 2011 0:16:56 GMT -5

Obama peeked out from behind the tree. She was so close that he could almost smell her cheap perfume and blonde hair dye. Well, it was always best to come out first. He picked up a conveniently placed sharp stick from the ground and jumped from his hiding place, hooting like a creepy flying howler monkey. Attack my pretties! “Take this Bi-otch!”

[[Attacks Hillary, spear]]
[dice=200+3000]
(Deep Gash on Right Forearm)

Wanna go 'till one of them dies? (-40 right?)[rand=552403866579427678946095732391669145336245446042459800104235248]

Last Edit: Feb 24, 2011 19:41:45 GMT -5 by Tsarashi 2.0

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Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp) Feb 24, 2011 12:16:10 GMT -5

Post by shrimp on Feb 24, 2011 12:16:10 GMT -5

GASP. He called me a BIOTCH!
He shall pay, person who won b/c he just said "change".

[attacks Obama w/Club]
[dice=200+7000]
7132 - Gash/Bruised Left Knee - 3.5 HP

[rand=6601328819213348042244360085843267335257405247336808211598681371]

Last Edit: Feb 24, 2011 12:16:37 GMT -5 by shrimp

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Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp) Feb 24, 2011 19:41:11 GMT -5

Post by Tsarashi 2.0 on Feb 24, 2011 19:41:11 GMT -5

That woman needed to be put in her place. Everyone knows that women should stay in the kitchen! Maybe he would have to tell Palin about her fling with McCain! That'd shut her up. But first he needed to bite her in the ass.

[[Attacks Hillary, spear]]
[dice=200+3000]
(Deep Gash on Left Thigh, -8 Hp?)

(So far both of his attacks were -8 Hp, Am I doing it right? Or is Obama really that bawse?)

[rand=877804839616761356762517679569833607223912191638323509882066495014]

Last Edit: Feb 24, 2011 19:49:02 GMT -5 by Tsarashi 2.0

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Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp) Feb 25, 2011 14:17:53 GMT -5

Post by shrimp on Feb 25, 2011 14:17:53 GMT -5

Oww.
That like, hurt, ya know?
That's it - he's going down, and then Biden will become president, which still doesn't help me BUT I'm in that line of succession... somewhere.

[attacks Obama w/Club]
[dice=200+7000]
7097 - Broken Right Femur - 7.5 HP

[rand=4827143278044934806243436068877601430784336811097332270958195783683]

Last Edit: Feb 25, 2011 14:18:46 GMT -5 by shrimp

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Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp) Feb 25, 2011 17:32:36 GMT -5

Post by Tsarashi 2.0 on Feb 25, 2011 17:32:36 GMT -5

That crazy woman broke my leg! What the hell!?! If she wanted to dance with death, then so be it! I'd call Joe in to help me, but knowing her she'd have Boehner on her side! That would be so like her.

[[Attacks Hillary, spear]]
[dice=200+3000]
[Stabbed in stomach, 9.5]
[rand=21988569858054152739582493946670962376213187740766191715231717995]

Last Edit: Feb 25, 2011 17:34:54 GMT -5 by Tsarashi 2.0

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Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp) Feb 25, 2011 21:48:20 GMT -5

Post by shrimp on Feb 25, 2011 21:48:20 GMT -5

I dun want him to win.
I. Want. To like, umm, oh yes. Smack him repeatedly with dis 'ere club
But he's making it rather annoying. I don't like being stabbed in possibly lethal places, thank you very much.

Wel muahahahahah Obama, here I come!!!

[attacks Obama w/Club]
[dice=200+7000]
7136 - Bruised Right Wrist - 2.0

[rand=6769268111694587253295313601636635826558312489248702322341911664]

Last Edit: Feb 25, 2011 21:49:00 GMT -5 by shrimp

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Obama vs. Hillary (Shrimp) Feb 26, 2011 18:46:30 GMT -5

Post by Tsarashi 2.0 on Feb 26, 2011 18:46:30 GMT -5

Getting clubbed was getting really annoying. She was all 'Bam bam!' and I was like 'ow!' but then I put my battle face on. Wait until I show her all the fun things that can be done with this wonderfully pointy stick!

[[Attacks Hillary, spear]]
[dice=200+3000]
[Shallow cut on cheek, -3.5]
[rand=8346313504724989018237074507396090246562621856449845001698358997136]

Last Edit: Feb 26, 2011 18:50:01 GMT -5 by Tsarashi 2.0