Ultimate mountain showdown (open to two)

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Ultimate mountain showdown (open to two) Oct 3, 2010 2:23:13 GMT -5

Post by Snakebird on Oct 3, 2010 2:23:13 GMT -5

Snakebird walked up to the summit of the mountain hauling his gear bag. He pulled out an axe and a baseball bat. Anyone could take any of the weapons in it as long as they only had two. It was literally a trans dimensional portal to the weapon world. He took his axe and swung at one of the others climbing up the mountain. [dice=200+11000] He gave them a shallow cut on their cheek. He didn't know how he had managed to get that close to their face with an axe but he didn't care.

Each person has a damage tolerance of 40.[rand=56309599825181070581829091534018513215096062049278345239970367402]

Last Edit: Oct 3, 2010 2:26:20 GMT -5 by Snakebird

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Ultimate mountain showdown (open to two) Oct 3, 2010 13:55:22 GMT -5

Post by grikey95 on Oct 3, 2010 13:55:22 GMT -5

I decided to day would be a great day to climb up a mountain. So I do, carrying only sword on my back. Than I see some one from above, who ever it is swings and axe at me, giving me a cut on my cheek. "Jerk" I say smiling, this would be interesting.

Pulls out sword {Attacks the person}
Sword: [dice=200+1000]
Dang it I hit the mountain. [rand=724893798120319881640309072099634465524393599480413733231858350337]

Last Edit: Oct 3, 2010 13:57:24 GMT -5 by grikey95

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Ultimate mountain showdown (open to two) Oct 12, 2010 15:18:43 GMT -5

Post by Snakebird on Oct 12, 2010 15:18:43 GMT -5

Wow, that guy was a terrible swordsman. He hit the mountain he was standing on. Putting him out of his failness would be a kindness. I jumped around behind him and swung the axe. (axe)

[dice=200+11000]

It was no surprise to me when I gashed his back almost to the bone. [rand=92936780885793270208724911790341148925917153246701776270340429619]

Last Edit: Oct 12, 2010 15:20:35 GMT -5 by Snakebird

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Ultimate mountain showdown (open to two) Oct 12, 2010 17:18:24 GMT -5

Post by Nofo on Oct 12, 2010 17:18:24 GMT -5

"Boys, that's not very nice." Edana smiled and took the bow from her pack. She aimed the weapon on the boy known as snakebird. She giggled, trying to hide the nervousness at running into a fight. She fired.

[[attacks (snakebird)]]
[dice=200+4000]
Edana smiled as the arrow hit the boy's stomach.[rand=127529532648623312898257514461955109027796424932905756924301386]

Last Edit: Oct 12, 2010 17:19:24 GMT -5 by Nofo

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Ultimate mountain showdown (open to two) Oct 19, 2010 7:29:54 GMT -5

Post by Snakebird on Oct 19, 2010 7:29:54 GMT -5

"Ow!" snakebird shouted. That girl that just shot him was going to pay. It was time to ignore the mountain hitter and dice the girl.
[dice=200+11000]

He tried to take her leg off but she jumped back at the last second leaving her with a deep gash on her right leg.
[rand=93882220494560926595765608362854680830826284363948975025839172304]

Last Edit: Oct 19, 2010 7:32:41 GMT -5 by Snakebird

Alexandra:"Matta, how many girls your age do you know that like to read about big british guys licking owls"

Cameron: hahahhaha let's all go to the holy masturbatorial