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phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 18:13:13 GMT -5

Post by phunke on Aug 3, 2010 18:13:13 GMT -5

ooc; Dearest Sapeth. Since you have been hitting on my eyecandy ~~also known as James,~~ that I already have dibs on, I CHALLENGE YOU...
To a ~~bitch fight~~ SHOWDOWN.

We can use Cinder's catfight codes. I was thinking of using Nala, but let's just make it

phunke
vs.
sap

You in?

Last Edit: Aug 3, 2010 18:18:55 GMT -5 by phunke

sapphire guest	theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 18:18:38 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by sapphire on Aug 3, 2010 18:18:38 GMT -5 Sure. ^_^ I am going to use Sapphire just for the hell of it. IT'S ON BETCH![/color][/blockquote]

phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 18:24:03 GMT -5

Post by phunke on Aug 3, 2010 18:24:03 GMT -5

Because Adelaide Fulton was very much a Mary-Sue, she found the fact that her boyfriend was being hit on...insulting. And angering! And all those other emotions that Mary-Sues feel when their boyfriends get hit on. Because even though she was such a nice, kind, friendly person, boy if you mess with people she loves, Addy will cut you. So there you have it.
Congratulations, Miss Sapphire, on incurring the wrath of one pissed-off little ginger Mary-Sue.
Let the fun begin.[/intro]

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 18:34:28 GMT -5

Post by sapphire on Aug 3, 2010 18:34:28 GMT -5

Sapphire was not very happy about losing her eye candy to a stupid Mary-sue. Sapphire had problems, a lot of problems, and deserved someone to love more than this little b*tch. She glares across the way, since she has her red contacts in. Her eyes were literally, blood curdling. They had each brought nothing to use to fight, as had been instructed. This was a fight to the death with bare hands. "It's your move," she says her voice, dark and demented, wanting bloodlust out of this jackass.

phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 18:40:20 GMT -5

Post by phunke on Aug 3, 2010 18:40:20 GMT -5

Addy looked curiously at the girl standing a little ways away. She wasn't afraid because Mary-Sues are always very courageous in fights. However, she thought Sapphire's [how did she know her name? Addy didn't really care] eyes were cool. Mary-Sues always love looking into people's eyes, you know. Especially when those eyes are ~~GOLDEN and soooo SPARKLEY~~ red.
Addy shook her head. "You're right, it is," she said blandly.
What did you expect, an interesting response? If so, you do not quite grasp the concept of a Mary-Sue. Jeesh.
Then, because Addy really had nothing else to do, she jumped at the girl, remembering her fury over the stolen eyecandy.

[Addy attacks Sapphire]
[dice=200+5000]
She managed to kick out and bruise the girl's left calf.[rand=61179021280258892115617599338293185798008926212831974803749471903]

Last Edit: Aug 3, 2010 18:41:50 GMT -5 by phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 18:49:28 GMT -5

Post by sapphire on Aug 3, 2010 18:49:28 GMT -5

Sapphire smirked as the girl could only bruise her calf. Sapphire knew that the girl could do much better than that, but she was just warming up, the other girl that is. Sapphire thought the girl's name was Addy (phunke), but wasn't quite sure. Instead she jsut attacked the girl, who's name she did not remember.

{Attacks Addy (phunke) }
Unarmed: [dice=200+5000]

Sapphire silently cursed to herself as she Missed.

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Last Edit: Aug 3, 2010 18:55:45 GMT -5 by phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 18:52:21 GMT -5

Post by phunke on Aug 3, 2010 18:52:21 GMT -5

Addy was very thankful that this girl was only partly Mary-Suish, because she missed. WHAT A NOOB, Addy thought. Wait, she thought, did I just have a vaguely non-Mary-Suish thought? Pushing that disturbing idea out of her head and laughing slightly, she attacked again.

[addy attacks Sapphire]
[dice=200+5000]
Addy bruised Sapphire's left calf again. Smiling with satisfaction, she regained her balance from kicking the other girl. That would hurt.[rand=91691234055906538309399969875813957433660514652718778308294713497]

Last Edit: Aug 3, 2010 18:55:27 GMT -5 by phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 18:59:18 GMT -5

Post by sapphire on Aug 3, 2010 18:59:18 GMT -5

Sapphire felt the girl kick her again, "Oh, c'mon, can't you do better than just kick?" The bitch had kicked her again, and now, Sapphire was starting to think this girl had steel toed boots or something because it hurt like hell. Sadly, the only thing she could do was fight back.

{Attacks Addy (phunke) }
Unarmed: [dice=200+5000]

Sapphire officially just dropped down to the bitch's level, Sapphire kicked and bruised her left calf.[rand=77286551594919136485539801999554188392437974458158400219817519396]

Last Edit: Aug 3, 2010 19:01:28 GMT -5 by phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 19:02:37 GMT -5

Post by phunke on Aug 3, 2010 19:02:37 GMT -5

Ow, Addy thought, returning to her usual Mary-Suish thinking. She didn't think it was very nice of Sapphire to be so mean to her, and her calf hurt. But she was still so loyal, brave, honest, protective, and loving that she would defend her boyfriend until she died! Or at least until her creator got bored of her stupidity.
Scowling in frustration, she lunged again.

[addy attacks Sapphire]
[dice=200+5000]

Since Addy had gotten bored of kicking and it would ruin her shoes, when she lunged she threw Sapphire to the ground. She rolled off quickly and grinned sweetly as if about to comment on the nice weather.[rand=9785865768790245230530437082052230076429443433880817452765628695488]

Last Edit: Aug 3, 2010 19:04:17 GMT -5 by phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 19:08:41 GMT -5

Post by sapphire on Aug 3, 2010 19:08:41 GMT -5

The stupid jackass had thrown her to the ground! the filthy ground! Sapphie was pissed, badly pissed. Her red eyes bore into the girl as she got up. "Try my bastard!" she yells as she lunges at Addy (phunke) again.

{Attacks Addy (phunke) }
Unarmed: [dice=200+5000]

Sapphire had done a crappy job of hitting the girl, broken right hand[rand=6933597667088236262763223503546860220006619885942947895635282965496]

Last Edit: Aug 3, 2010 19:13:50 GMT -5 by phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 19:11:54 GMT -5

Post by phunke on Aug 3, 2010 19:11:54 GMT -5

Addy was now super offended. Not only was this girl really super-serious about everything, she was now using bad grammar to insult Addy! So naturally she made a snappy retort, as only a Mary-Sue can.
"No thanks, I don't like your bastard. It's, umm..." Addy's snappy-retort-skills pretty much ended there, and since her right hand now hurt really bad because it was broken, she swung out clumsily with her left, looking rather stupid.

[addy attacks...Oh you get it already]
[dice=200+5000]

Apparently Addy was much more left-handed than she thought, because she

crushed
Sapphire's
skull.

ooc; PWNT. -dances around-
The James is MINE[rand=927883543074131566880087368190391917997132986785782780265435576]

Last Edit: Aug 3, 2010 19:14:49 GMT -5 by phunke

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theSHOWDOWN. [sap!] Aug 3, 2010 19:22:39 GMT -5

Post by sapphire on Aug 3, 2010 19:22:39 GMT -5

Sapphire felt Addy's fist hit her skull, and she blacked out, but she could still think, and feel. She just couldn't see. She smelled the sticky blood steaily flowing from her head, her brain pounding in her broken skull. Sapphire heard the stupid bitch laughing, laughing at her death! Addy had just killed a girl over hitting on a guy! He was her boyfriend anyways, so why would she kill a girl. Sapphire blinked her unseeing eyes, and her mind went black.

Good bye, Sapphire Bellant.