Old Spice Man at Jersey Shore Bizatches [Shrimp]

"Hello Shrimpeh. Look at the title, now back to me, now back to the title, now back to me. Sadly, it isn't very good. But it's just a fight thread, so it doesn't matter. Look down, back up, we are on a volcano top, with the man who made the title. What's in your hand, back at me, I have it. All the weapons Aya let's us use. Look again, the weapons are now multiplied. Anything is possible when Damen is fighting in the JFF Board.

I'm on a horse."

[[Attacks Shrimpeh]]
[dice=200+9000]
Severed Ear. 8.0


Shrimp: 8.0
Damen: 0


-Rules:
100 Damage, maybe more. Just trying to fool around. Insta-kills just get rid of a life. We have 2 lives I wanna see what moves I get And to fool around sexually.
Use any weapon. One hit per post. Boom -disappears--