Hey look, a fight! [OPEN]

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 16, 2010 19:02:54 GMT -5

Post by shrimp on Aug 16, 2010 19:02:54 GMT -5

Shrimp was bored. REAL BORED. So today, he decides to start a fight.
He walks to an open field, filled with flowers and whatnot.

With him, he brings

- 3 knives
- 2 swords
- a bow with eight arrows
- 2 rocks
- 1 spear

He takes a SWORD, and sits and waits in the middle of the field.

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 16, 2010 19:24:52 GMT -5

Post by Snakebird on Aug 16, 2010 19:24:52 GMT -5

Snakebird decided to go run around in circles in his meadow. He got there and someone was in his meadow. He grabbed a Spear out of the pile. Then he attacked. [dice=200+3000]

He cut his left leg.[rand=99285431997850546927147307433188437304764520376932705924520269036]

Last Edit: Aug 16, 2010 19:26:02 GMT -5 by Snakebird

Alexandra:"Matta, how many girls your age do you know that like to read about big british guys licking owls"

Cameron: hahahhaha let's all go to the holy masturbatorial

shrimp Retired Staff 1,953 POSTS Pronouns: he/his last seen Oct 19, 2020 18:16:41 GMT -5	Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 16, 2010 19:33:07 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shrimp on Aug 16, 2010 19:33:07 GMT -5 "OW. WATCH IT." Shrimp says, and goes in for the kill [attacks snakebird] Sword: [dice=200+1000] Severs Right Calf at knee [rand=9136466601606954001101969975047079600155370883090720698010741567685]

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 16, 2010 20:05:58 GMT -5

Post by Snakebird on Aug 16, 2010 20:05:58 GMT -5

His leg got chopped off at the knee. That did not make Snakebird happy. He lashed out with the spear from the ground. [dice=200+3000]

He cut the boy's cheek.[rand=83342623850330712272715063299983749800605350174018552996853832155]

Last Edit: Aug 16, 2010 20:07:16 GMT -5 by Snakebird

Alexandra:"Matta, how many girls your age do you know that like to read about big british guys licking owls"

Cameron: hahahhaha let's all go to the holy masturbatorial

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 16, 2010 20:27:02 GMT -5

Post by zonacat255 on Aug 16, 2010 20:27:02 GMT -5

ZonaCat was hungry for some shrimp, snake, and bird. So in the meadow he finds a Shrimp and a Snakebird! He decides to take a sword and go crazy with it!

[attacks Shrimp]

Sword: [dice=200+1000]

I laughed. I gave the shrimp a Shallow Cut on Back![rand=0002684860437139891234413570359871112850646071280083277278939185768]

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 16, 2010 20:40:36 GMT -5

Post by shrimp on Aug 16, 2010 20:40:36 GMT -5

"Ha ha, HA very funny" Shrimp retorts.

[attacks ZonaCat]

Sword: [dice=200+1000]

Shrimp chuckles insanely as......something happens

OH! A shallow cut on the left calf[rand=15072959878543624657287711007709472964838985597778871937189496109]

Last Edit: Aug 16, 2010 20:42:40 GMT -5 by shrimp

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 16, 2010 20:50:55 GMT -5

Post by zonacat255 on Aug 16, 2010 20:50:55 GMT -5

Now it was time for Zona to have some dinner!

[attacks Shrimp]

Sword: [dice=200+1000]

I can't help but laugh some more at my dinner! A Shallow Cut on Right Bicep! HAHA[rand=6826567460217039731935486181974178046438349396937981156773917061]

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 16, 2010 20:53:17 GMT -5

Post by shrimp on Aug 16, 2010 20:53:17 GMT -5

"Laughing again?" Shrimp states
"Well you won't be laughing for long....muahahAHAHAHAHAHHH!"

(attacks ZonaCat)

Sword: [dice=200+1000]

"Take that" I state as I....
Give a Deep Gash on Your Left Calf[rand=3219105638872307589863581608485201828376722652347311695874968190478]

Last Edit: Aug 16, 2010 20:55:19 GMT -5 by shrimp

zonacat255 guest	Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 17, 2010 7:09:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by zonacat255 on Aug 17, 2010 7:09:33 GMT -5 Now this shrimp went overboard! [attacks shrimp] Sword: [dice=200+1000] Ouch Shrimp, look a Severed Left Hand at wrist haha[rand=962338893992276881329893586117161797725737834109449492930433644666]

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 17, 2010 15:32:28 GMT -5

Post by Snakebird on Aug 17, 2010 15:32:28 GMT -5

Some random guy came in and attacked the shrimp dude. Yah. He lashed out again with his spear. (attacks shrimp). [dice=200+3000]
He cut the shrimp's leg.[rand=66588665964081880902721432503312870758933643810459147608461789787]

Last Edit: Aug 17, 2010 15:34:07 GMT -5 by Snakebird

Alexandra:"Matta, how many girls your age do you know that like to read about big british guys licking owls"

Cameron: hahahhaha let's all go to the holy masturbatorial

shrimp Retired Staff 1,953 POSTS Pronouns: he/his last seen Oct 19, 2020 18:16:41 GMT -5	Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 17, 2010 16:25:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shrimp on Aug 17, 2010 16:25:47 GMT -5 Damn. "Lucky I'm a righty" I state. [attacks snakebird] Sword: [dice=200+1000] I Shallowly cut his neck[rand=3488092648918245907860981363430326048409974554216686446844031264]
	Last Edit: Aug 17, 2010 16:26:07 GMT -5 by shrimp

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 20, 2010 22:50:04 GMT -5

Post by Skylar on Aug 20, 2010 22:50:04 GMT -5

[ooc: I'ma post here, kay? Kay. I'm in the mood for hurting people.. so..

Adam:

I saw some people fighting. I wasn't exactly sure why these people were fighting, but of course, I was mad, and so I attacked the edible thing. Oh, it was with a knife, of course.

[dice=200+2000]

[rand=797677075490355589992692694067965038375109434128033183678053319454]

Last Edit: Aug 20, 2010 22:54:20 GMT -5 by Skylar

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Hey look, a fight! [OPEN] Aug 20, 2010 22:56:35 GMT -5

Post by shrimp on Aug 20, 2010 22:56:35 GMT -5

So...

Now three people were attacking me.

And all because my name was based off and edible sea animal.

That's just wonderful XD

I get a shallow cut on the forehead.

"Oh, it's ON!!!" I yell

[attacks snakebird]

Sword: [dice=200+1000]

shallow cut on left bicep

[rand=023139522566921206289246765367644466880360964675703178281055570298]