Happy face, then sad face, then mad face.

I'm frolicking in a medow, and loving my life, what a wonderful day. But I eventually run out of meadow, and as I walk in the forrest I notice that there's this spear sticking into the ground next to an unsuspicious gigling bush, AWSOME!! This will go great with my axe, and throwing knife I just happen to have with me.

the knife slices me on the cheeck as it passes me. This girl's vicious, but where did she come from, I'm confuses, oh well when in doubt use the axe on that biotch.

Sword: [dice=200+1000][rand=83124168868657689564881351010654905495631859223815135652518509301]

This is the opposit of my other death post
My head was cut off, but as it was flying through the air chuck norris caught it while riding a the result of a unicorn and a pegasus having fun together. Then tom brady came out and threw my body up to chuck norris, who took me to get fixed by zues, but he mixed up the potions and turned me into a llama, **turn on emperors new groove music**