Holy Jay-zus Help My Cat!
Dec 25, 2011 3:02:46 GMT -5
Post by Kurt on Dec 25, 2011 3:02:46 GMT -5
Okay, so I went to sleep like whenever ago hoping that Santa could sweep past my house and hit the next one, since I was up late... So I woke up like whenever minutes ago and there's a note on my tree:
'Merry Christmas!
You have been a very bad child this year. First of all, you're a fag. Secondly, you are a queer. And third you're a cock-sucking bitch.
let's make a deel here, if you want to see your cat again, you will leave 1000 dollors in the determined location at 5:00 afternoon on chistmas day. or, we'll skin it and leave it on you doorstep the next mornin.'
Mkay, besides their blatant terrible spelling and grammar and crap, I just want my cat... And I have no idea where to put the money or anything! I paid $732 dollars for Mittens and I'm not letting so hick loser homophobes take her from me.
I'm just so freaking worried... There's nothing else on the note! Just crappy handwriting and demands for money! What can I do?
'Merry Christmas!
You have been a very bad child this year. First of all, you're a fag. Secondly, you are a queer. And third you're a cock-sucking bitch.
let's make a deel here, if you want to see your cat again, you will leave 1000 dollors in the determined location at 5:00 afternoon on chistmas day. or, we'll skin it and leave it on you doorstep the next mornin.'
Mkay, besides their blatant terrible spelling and grammar and crap, I just want my cat... And I have no idea where to put the money or anything! I paid $732 dollars for Mittens and I'm not letting so hick loser homophobes take her from me.
I'm just so freaking worried... There's nothing else on the note! Just crappy handwriting and demands for money! What can I do?
