The Scenario Game

I rub the lamp and allow the ugly genie to come out to play. Then I use the mirror to show him his ugly face causing him to explode from the shock of his own face thus sending me flying away onto the main land thus allowing me to go home and I celebrate by eating the Muffin.

You're walking down the street when suddenly a magical ninja pirate come down from the heavens and challenges you to a battle to the death. What do you do?

I discard the feather, eat the popcorn then shove the stick in the air and shout "ACCIO FIREBOLT!" and promptly wait for my firebolt to turn up.

You walk into a lift, and in there there is Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and you're favourite actor/actress. The lift gets stuck but when you call for help you hear that theres been a zombie invasion and the zombles are coming into the building. The lift starts moving again- you have a few moments to decide on what to do before the doors open and let in all those zombles.