PROPER ways to kill a VIPER (Python)

Clothes ironed, face cleaned, and hair fluffed to absolute perfection Kingsley Viper - famous for his entertaining nickname “King” - was prepared for a wonderful day. He stepped outside of his luxurious home and inhaled the dry, afternoon air, thankful that he had decided to skip school today. His grades were already perfect, so why bother showing up when he had already achieved such excellent scores? One day wouldn’t do any harm. So, with a grin of satisfaction he began to walk down the sidewalks of district one with his hands slipped casually into his pockets. After a refreshing night of beauty sleep that extended further into the morning Kingsley felt reenergized and ready for anything. He decided that he would visit his friends once the last school bell pierced their ears and announced the arrival of a beautiful, fun-filled afternoon.

In the midst of his journey his dark irises spotted specks of white fluttering in the wind and dragging themselves across the concrete. He caught one of them before it could drift above his head, and he glanced at the paper only to recognize it as a school assignment. The name at the top read ”Proper Miller.” Quite an odd name; but then again, this was district one. Everybody wanted to give their children the most unique and ridiculous names to make them stand out among a crowd - hence why King was assigned his name.

He soon spotted the girl - Proper, he guessed it was - upon the concrete. Judging by her position and her flying papers she had somehow tripped and fallen by mistake.