HUGE RANDOM FIGHT! (Open to anyone, any district)

A WILD WONDER WOMAN APPEARS.

She rides a golden unicorn and fires bullets made of muffin-hot dogs. Which are also spears. Her unicorn's horn is a knife because, y'know, horses dressed up in landshark costumes unicorns be sharp. Oh and its tail is a whip. Wonder Woman is also a ninja.

[Attacks Lydie because she's getting all the hits grr poor Irene with Unicorn's tail.]
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[Deep Gash on cheek - 8.5]

I hope for an insta but that will do. Oh and the unicorn is called Glitter Glue because, y'know, irony.

Well no one else is responding and that makes Wonder Woman cry. What else makes her cry is seeing Glitter Glue obeying someone else. He holds onto Sampson's Skittles without complaint even though there were still purple ones left. Glitter Glue loves the purple ones. And Sampson loves the green ones. Maybe that's what makes them so simpatico because Skittles are like starsigns and purple and green are so simpatico.

So Wonder Woman is crying and screaming at Glitter Glue but he just stands there looking at Sampson with wide unicorn eyes and so Wonder Woman attacks the unicorn for betraying her.

[Attacks Glitter Glue, teeth and claws]
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Shallow cut on his sexy golden neck.

Wonder Woman has a thang for necks. Maybe it's something to do with all the vampire squids humping her legs.

Shabba.