Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars]

semper Retired Staff 2,354 POSTS last seen Jan 1, 2014 0:57:11 GMT -5	Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:14:50 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by semper on Sept 3, 2012 1:14:50 GMT -5 I WAS JUST TOLD TO ATTACK YOU JAMAR SO HERE I AM ATTACKING YOU [attacks Jamar with rolling pin] [dice=200+7000] Broken Right Knee -- 7.0 [/size][rand=67151207500137397939136580098424331632026005536387438879837282]
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Python Head Librarian 4,515 POSTS Pronouns: She/Her last seen May 8, 2024 23:50:23 GMT -5	Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:19:00 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Python on Sept 3, 2012 1:19:00 GMT -5 OW YOU SHIT HEAD YOU BROKE MY KNEE. [attacks Hop with frying pan] [dice=200+7000] Bruised Left Hand -- 2.0 [/blockquote][/center][rand=313282217830419545329927585553378695428537903353634865690977312624]
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Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:24:15 GMT -5

Post by dars on Sept 3, 2012 1:24:15 GMT -5

Ladideedadada! Just coooking in the kitchen, chopping up some green onion when these two dumbasses start fighting. Action. Me likey.

[attacks Hop with knife]
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Shallow Cut on Neck -- 4.0

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Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:27:31 GMT -5

Post by semper on Sept 3, 2012 1:27:31 GMT -5

GAHK WHY ARE YOU GANGING UP ON ME? OKAY FINE I BROKE HIS KNEE BUT WHATEVER OKAY HE'S SUPPOSEDLY AS TOUGH AS NAILS SO HE CAN DEAL WITH IT

[attacks Seph with rolling pin]
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Broken Left Hand -- 6.0

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Last Edit: Sept 3, 2012 1:28:07 GMT -5 by semper

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Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:30:14 GMT -5

Post by Python on Sept 3, 2012 1:30:14 GMT -5

I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE PAIN ~~AND SEPH'S ASS IN THOSE SHORTS~~ TO HIT HARD BUT THIS TIME YOU'RE DEAD..

[attacks Hop with frying pan]
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Broken Jaw -- 7.0 damage

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Last Edit: Sept 3, 2012 1:41:51 GMT -5 by Python

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Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:31:26 GMT -5

Post by dars on Sept 3, 2012 1:31:26 GMT -5

MY FUCKING HAND! OW! THE PAIN! SWEET BABY JESUS! HE IS GON PAY FOR DAT SHIT! I MEAN RLLY WHO HITS PEOPLE IN THE HAND WITH A ROLLING PIN? LAME! Okay..good, his jaw looks pretty gross now, but I'm not satisfied...

[attacks Hop with knife]
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Shallow Cut on Forehead -- 4.5 damage

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Last Edit: Sept 3, 2012 1:32:34 GMT -5 by dars

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semper Retired Staff 2,354 POSTS last seen Jan 1, 2014 0:57:11 GMT -5	Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:33:30 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by semper on Sept 3, 2012 1:33:30 GMT -5 YOU BITCH NOW I CAN'T DO NAUGHTY THINGS WITH MY MOUTH [attacks Jamar with rolling pin] [dice=200+7000] Gash/Bruised Right Femur -- 4.0 damage [/size] [rand=0264077815227210521324573473539203491957710590213546064064959064126]
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Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:40:41 GMT -5

Post by Python on Sept 3, 2012 1:40:41 GMT -5

GOOD THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BREAKING MY KNEE AND SEPH'S HAND

BITCH DON'T TOUCH HER

[attacks hop with frying pan]
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Broken Right Shin -- 7.0

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Last Edit: Sept 3, 2012 1:42:45 GMT -5 by Python

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Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:42:34 GMT -5

Post by dars on Sept 3, 2012 1:42:34 GMT -5

I gave a quick pose because these shorts made me look hotter than July, gave Jamar some bedroom eyes and blew him a kiss, then pounced like a jungle cat.

[attacks Hop with knife]
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Severed Right Ear -- 8.0 damage

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Last Edit: Sept 3, 2012 1:43:37 GMT -5 by dars

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Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:44:48 GMT -5

Post by semper on Sept 3, 2012 1:44:48 GMT -5

CLEARLY I'M THE VICTIM HERE

AND OWWW AOSDJBLWGKJLSKJGLWJGLAW WATCH WHERE YOU AIM THAT THING ~~-POINTED LOOK AT JAMAR-~~

[attacks Seph with rolling pin]
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Broken Left Hand -- 6.0

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Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:53:41 GMT -5

Post by dars on Sept 3, 2012 1:53:41 GMT -5

Again, this cunt decides it's best to take good ol' swing at my hand, and shit gets real.

[attacks Hop with knife (in her mouth apparently?]
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Stabbed in Ear -- 40 damage (aka dead mofo)

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Last Edit: Sept 3, 2012 1:55:16 GMT -5 by dars

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semper Retired Staff 2,354 POSTS last seen Jan 1, 2014 0:57:11 GMT -5	Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 1:58:49 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by semper on Sept 3, 2012 1:58:49 GMT -5 soooo.... I'm dead, apparently? Oh well, I meant to kill myself anyways because I'm a wimp and can't handle the pain of seeing Klaus with anyone else so GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD [/size]
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Hell's Kitchen [Boa & Dars] Sept 3, 2012 2:17:13 GMT -5

Post by dars on Sept 3, 2012 2:17:13 GMT -5

Did this bitch just die? Like seriously? He just died? Really? What the hell? Who puts a person through hell and then dies? Then again, I guess it's kind of my fault for...you know...pecking him in the skull... Then, my "boyfriend" wants to slam a pan into my foot? Oh hell no.

[attacks Jamar with knife]
[dice=200+2000]
Deep Gash on Left Thigh -- 8.0 damage

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Last Edit: Sept 3, 2012 2:19:57 GMT -5 by dars

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