Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird)

Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]
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Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 10, 2013 15:32:42 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 10, 2013 15:32:42 GMT -5

~Must do Introduction post
~to 40
~ and Bitches be cray cray

I was walking into this majestic scenery of a pasture. I walked and stepped into something, Ew. Then I went into the strip club seeing all the strippers slide down the poles was amazing. The main stripper's name was Zoe. She could go away now. I turned my attention at the guy named nightbird. That Bitch be cray cray. He must die by my hand.

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Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 10, 2013 15:34:53 GMT -5

Post by ✨ on Jan 10, 2013 15:34:53 GMT -5

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAMME TO BRING YOU A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

ZOE IS NOT, AND NEVER WILL BE, A STRIPPER - AS SHE IS THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD TO BECOME ONE

You may now resume normal viewing broadcastings. Kthanks.

Last Edit: Jan 10, 2013 15:35:15 GMT -5 by ✨

“and men said that the blood of the stars flowed in her veins.”

Nighty the foamy squirrel
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"Remember you will never be a runaway. You will be my little wandering star."

Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 10, 2013 15:53:24 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 10, 2013 15:53:24 GMT -5

Okay so apparently I am watching some strip dancers with their poles and what not before I turn and see someone looking at me with that kinda "Imma kill you" look, so I return it, cause I'm BA, just like Jess ~~With her orgasmic smelling bow string, may she R.I.P~~ so like, I stick my hand out and a glittering bling blingy sword just pops out of no where, well the Bow looked nice but ya know too many misses and I can't think of the coding for the other weapons so yah this will have to do [/size]

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Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]
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Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 1:09:58 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 1:09:58 GMT -5

Whoa. This guy just pulls a glittery sword out. This shall be a sword fight then. I pull out my sword and slash at the guy.

(Attacks Jess)
[dice=200+1000]
(Shallow cut on right bicep 3.5)[rand=6827971329912543609312368091195863888845150358973972659003920853]

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 1:10:28 GMT -5 by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]

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Nighty the foamy squirrel
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"Remember you will never be a runaway. You will be my little wandering star."

Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 6:54:35 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 6:54:35 GMT -5

Did that bitch just cut me? My poor arm is now bleeding, and did he call me Jess! I ain't no Jess, I have no name, Jess died boi, died along with her bow, REPRESSED MEMORIES HOH! For that now you must die.

[Attack the person who thinks I am Jess]

[dice=200+1000]
[Shallow cut on right hip--- 3.5]
[36.5 hp remaining]

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Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 6:56:43 GMT -5 by Nighty the foamy squirrel

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Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]
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Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 7:04:51 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:04:51 GMT -5

THIS BITCH BE CRAY CRAY! She just slashed at my arm. Oh hell to the no. Her name isn't Jess. This is the Nameless monster I am fighting. I am Tom! Bitches be cray cray for the tom tom. I swing my sword at nameless.

(Attacks Nameless Bitch)
[dice=200+1000]
(stabbed in right forearm 8.5)

"OI BITCH! DO YA FEEL THAT?"[rand=263442111922164778951150113364867193067056216080513843282013965558]

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 7:05:34 GMT -5 by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]

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Nighty the foamy squirrel
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"Remember you will never be a runaway. You will be my little wandering star."

Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 7:18:06 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 7:18:06 GMT -5

So ya know, that bitch just stabbed my arm, seriously what was it about my arms and Jess's stomach, ya know that's all that got hit in our battles, where they smexy or something ~~Well, I have to admit I'd bang em~~ Well, lets take this punk out. THIS BITCH NO BE CRAY CRAY FOR THIS BOYO!

[dice=200+1000]
[block--0.0]

HOW DARE YOU BLOCK ME!

[hp--28]
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Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 7:19:05 GMT -5 by Nighty the foamy squirrel

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Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]
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Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 7:21:38 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:21:38 GMT -5

Whoa. That was a close one. I blocked it. Hmmmm... This bitch is cray cray. lets show this namless monster what pain is! I can swing my sword. I can swing my sword.

(Attacks the Nameless bitch)
[dice=200+1000]
(Shallow cut on neck 4.0)
(36.5 health)

"TOM KILL!"[rand=3475528823392329539433431075482546887755968163388524286914673]

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 7:22:19 GMT -5 by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]

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Nighty the foamy squirrel
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"Remember you will never be a runaway. You will be my little wandering star."

Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 7:28:09 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 7:28:09 GMT -5

OWWWWWWWW, See normally I would run, CAUSE THAT WAS MY NECK YOU BRUTE! Okay, okay enough playing around DRAMATIC GOPHER LOOK Yeah basically I'm going to kill you now.

[dice=200+1000]
[INSTA BEYOTCH!! Nah not really shallow cut to the chest=4.0]
[hp=24]
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Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 7:29:16 GMT -5 by Nighty the foamy squirrel

Credit: Woody

Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]
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Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 7:31:15 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:31:15 GMT -5

Ouch. My chest. Oh heck no. This nameless creature must die! my chest hurts. Time for the old swinging of the sword.

(Attacks Nameless creature)
[dice=200+1000]
(shallow cut on neck 4.0)
(32.5)

"STOP MOVING! I DON'T WANT TO HIT YOUR NECK ANYMORe!"[rand=4126889901427701711936145001103970309259513575668468182840906074]

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 7:32:20 GMT -5 by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]

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Nighty the foamy squirrel
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"Remember you will never be a runaway. You will be my little wandering star."

Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 7:41:14 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 7:41:14 GMT -5

My neck? again? really? Okay, as much as I hate V necks I never actually thought I'd have one, now, now now now. FOR FREEDOM! ALLLLLLBAAAAAAA! Oh, and please I will move when I want to.

[dice=200+1000]
[deep gash on calf=8.0] YA FEELING IT!
[hp=20]

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Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 7:42:28 GMT -5 by Nighty the foamy squirrel

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Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 7:44:40 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:44:40 GMT -5

Bitch! My Calf is killing me now. OH NO! I am not done here. This isn't over until the fat lady sings! I WILL SWING MY SWORD!

(Attacks Nameless)
[dice=200+1000]
(Block 0.0)
(24.5 health)

"DAMNIT! STOP MOVING!"[rand=9796201006150156858913923092269087293745450720388195594591332374]

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 7:45:23 GMT -5 by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]

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Nighty the foamy squirrel
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"Remember you will never be a runaway. You will be my little wandering star."

Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 7:52:40 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 7:52:40 GMT -5

Ha! Hahahaha, HA! Blocked beyotch, now, I SWING MY SWORD! And seriously, STOP TELLING ME TO HOLD STILL *Dances*

[dice=200+1000]
[Shallow cut on shoulder=3.5]
[Hp=20]
[/size][rand=0100450909230858096205019662156701247449323069304236744265167508274]

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 7:54:27 GMT -5 by Nighty the foamy squirrel

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Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]
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Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 7:55:20 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:55:20 GMT -5

Ow. BITCH NOW I'm GONNA GO ALL DOCTOR WHO ON YOU! "ARE YOU MY MUMMY?" "DON'T BLINK, BITCH" "WE JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU!" BITCH I SWING MY SWORD!

(Attacks Nameless)
[dice=200+1000]
(Severed right calf at knee 9.0)
(21 health)

"OI! FOOD!!!!!!! WHERE IS SEMPER TO EAT IT!" [rand=916020152566615912729593936504471502231468266916170329138262982]

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 7:56:20 GMT -5 by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom]

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Nighty the foamy squirrel
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217 POSTS
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"Remember you will never be a runaway. You will be my little wandering star."

Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird) Jan 11, 2013 8:01:46 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 8:01:46 GMT -5

Well OW! Like, thanks and all for getting rid of that because like it looked like fat and ya know fat legs don't cut it but ow!! Could've done it a bit more professionally, well, now like, I have a bleeding V on my neck, a hole in my right arm, a cut in my left, and you, are going to lose your life in return, YOU BIG. DUMB. MEANY! ~~Fluttershy FTW~~ FOR DERPY!

[dice=200+1000]
[shallow cut on right hip=3.5]
[hp=11]
[rand=1858874752651912304397043772042208541973726823937199475432280451]

Last Edit: Jan 11, 2013 8:06:59 GMT -5 by Nighty the foamy squirrel

Credit: Woody

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Bitches be cray cray for the Tom (Nightbird)

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 10, 2013 15:32:42 GMT -5

Post by ✨ on Jan 10, 2013 15:34:53 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 10, 2013 15:53:24 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 1:09:58 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 6:54:35 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:04:51 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 7:18:06 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:21:38 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 7:28:09 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:31:15 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 7:41:14 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:44:40 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 7:52:40 GMT -5

Post by Benson Sharpe D3M [Tom] on Jan 11, 2013 7:55:20 GMT -5

Post by Nighty the foamy squirrel on Jan 11, 2013 8:01:46 GMT -5