mamma mia! [NB, Dars]

I was having a rough day, because life as a unicorn alays seemed so hard. I had people telling me I was fake, and I never knew if they meant like two-faced fake, or figment-of-imagination fake. Either way crap pissed me off. So, I decided I was gonna eat some shit. I flew up into the air with my pretty wings and saw a garden, so I landed and almost stepped on a dumb cat. I hated dumb cats. They were dumb. Stupid dumb cats.

Ok so what? A unicorn and some sort of big cat thing come hurrying towards Onyx and make her even angrier. Like, the unicorn she could handle, but did this cat think it was better than her just because it was bigger? Like, no. Not cool man. She just got even angrier. Yeah.

Onyx moved her tail angrily, because that's what angry cats do, right? That dastardly bird had chewed it half off, turning it into a sort of flail... Suddenly, Onyx wasn't so angry anymore. But still pretty angry. She swung her tail round her head, because she was flexible as fuck despite her whiplash, and extended it in the direction of the larger cat-lynx-thing. I mean, come on, who did it think it was? This was her town. Her garden fence. Invaders must die.

[Attacks Nightlynx; Flail]
[dice=200+12000]
[Crushed Skull X

So, the little kitty thinks she is cute by swinging her nasty as tail at me, but she misses. (Probably because she is so small) I laugh at her because she is dumb. Dumbness is funny, I guess. I decide I am still pretty pissed because what a bitch. Nobody tries to attack me when I'm being sexy. Which, lol, is all the time, come on let's face it.

[attacks Onycat with sexhorn]
[dice=200+2000]
[sc- 3.5]

There comes a time in every cat's life where she has to learn that no one else matters because she is the coolest cat on the block. Well, on the garden fence. Onycat's bicep was bleeding like shit and she's wasn't happy. In fact, she was angry. Verrrrr angry. Did I mention that already? But yeah, Darsicorn was being pretty bitchy, trying to give Onyx the horn (if you know what I mean) and Nightlynx was just swishing at thin air like fuck all. Onyx flailed with her tail again, despite how much it hurt. She was pretty angry and had quite a lot of strength behind it, I guess.

[Attacks Darsicorn; Flail]
[dice=200+12000]
[Another miss? Is this payback for an insta? Come on, I negated it!]
11.5 Damage