HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRISTEN AHHHH

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Dearest Minus,

HEY BABE!!!!

So I heard it was your birthday today and I thought I should probably start you a thread because we're like best friends and all that basically. lets not mention that you screamed at me to start it yesterday ;)
But OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!!!!!

I hope you have the most insane and fantastic day, and get completely smashed ^^
Idk what cool things you can do in america when you're seventeen, but in England it's a pretty radical number:
You can apply for a pilot's licence for a helicopter, hot air balloon or airship
You can be interviewed by the police without an adult present and, if you're guilty, you can go to prison (woohoo!)
You can become a blood donor if you choose
You can donate your body to medical studies (but honey, why would you give your body up?)

You're the prettiest person I know and I can't wait until you come to England and we get married and have equally pretty not-ginger not-bumpkin babies who can speak squirrel/Italian <333
Have a super super day!!!!!!!!
All my love, always,
Onyx (omg what was your nickname for me idek)

also I hope this thread makes up for me being a secret hoe