FELIXS UKASHEVZ | DISTRICT ONE

felixs ukashevz

Seventeen | Male | District One

I can be as annoying as hell
But it’s not like I’ll stop soon
I’ll bother you as much as I want
And you can’t stop me at all!

“Hey, Leit, do you like my skirt? It’s totally cute, huh?”

Felixs’ emerald green eyes met unsure blue ones as he twirled around in a turquoise miniskirt, sequins sparkling in the sunlight. To anyone else, this scene would look like a blonde girl spinning herself silly in a skirt with a guy on a couch watching her, but in reality, this ‘girl’ was actually male. This was one of the rare times where the two friends could meet each other. At one point, they could just climb out the window to see the other, but that was the past.

Leit was forced to move quite far away from Felixs, but that didn't stop their friendship. But only on occasion can Felixs come in human interaction with Leit. At the moment, he was showing off his clothes in his mansion, a show which Leit didn't exactly enjoy too much, but kept his mouth shut about it. The two boys had established a very strong friendship in the past, but it was only recently until Felixs started to develop, um, 'feelings' for Leit. Since these meetings were rare, he must not screw up this one.

"Um, y-yeah, Fel. I guess so," said Leit as honestly as he could. He had to admit, it was a nice skirt, with the ocean-like color and the sparkles that accented the ends. Leit had long got over the shock that his best friend cross-dressed for a hobby, but still couldn't help the light pink that tinged his cheeks. This wasn't just some random chick; this was Felixs, the guy who was incredibly girly. Anyone could get away with calling him a girl. His straight blonde hair fell down just under his chin, and not to mention that he could sport a girlish face as well. Felixs, hearing this, squealed with delight. Leit actually said he thought it was cute! Usually, Leit would try and turn the topic around due to the awkwardness of the current situation. "Really, you think so?" he asked.

Leit wasn't one to lie, and more importantly, if Felixs found out, he would surely throw a fit. A short temper was never one of his good qualities, but Felixs always forgave easily. But the truth was just so awkward, and with Felixs, you never knew what the reply was going to be. Perhaps he would laugh at him just to be annoying, because he was one person to do that. "Sure." was Leit's answer.

To Felixs, this was quite different from usual, so he was surprised. Since when did Leit actually like his cross-dressing habits? Almost everyone thought he was really weird and didn't want to be his friend. But it wasn't like Felixs was complaining. This was Leit, his crush, but it wasn't like he would ever admit it! Felixs could be seen talking to his pet pony about Leit all the time. "Yay!" Felixs squealed again. "Leit, do you want to go shopping with me today?" Not every person in the world likes going shopping, and if it's with Felixs, it usually means having to go through a ton of 'cute' skirts and tops.

"N-no thanks, Fel. I don't really feel like it," said Leit.

Felixs was used to this. He knew the fact that Leit wasn't a great shopping buddy, but he usually comes with him every time. Felixs even named his tactic; it's called the 'Annoy Leit Until He Agrees Method'. He was pretty good at being annoying without even trying, but when he was, he could be annoying as hell. To those closest to him, he takes on a very annoying and troublesome nature. Very annoying and troublesome. "Oh come on, Leit, please? Please please please please please?"

On the other hand, Leit was no stranger to the 'Annoy Leit Until He Agrees Method'. He might as well surrender now and get it over with. But playing along with the easily manipulated Felixs was always interesting. Leit knew that Felixs would never give up on trying, him and his Panem-sized ego. So just for the fun of it, he gave a reply. "Nope, it's not going to work this time, Fel." Of course, Leit knew the Felix's tactic would work, as it got him whatever he wanted when he was younger and still did now. Felixs was quite spoiled, being from a very rich family that gave him whatever he wanted. He grew up living like a king, with servants running around giving him foot massages and fancy pastries. A wonderful and wealthy life was the reason behind Felixs' cheerful and annoying personality.

"You always say that and you're always wrong! Pretty please, come with me! I haven't seen you in like, years! And I really have to go shopping today, so why don't you come with me?" Feliks whined. He was sure he was going to convince Leit to come with him, like always. After all, he lived his entire life getting everything he wanted.

Leit laughed a bit at how Felixs always exaggerated everything. "Hey, last time we met was a few months ago, not years! And whatever, fine, you win. You always do," said Leit. Their conversation was shorter than usual today. Most times it would end with Leit screaming with his hands on his ears to get Felixs to shut up. However, with today's easy defeat, Felixs was really surprised at how quickly he won. Yes, he was happy that he got Leit to go shopping with him, but part of him actually enjoyed annoying the living daylights out of people. "Yeah, I always win! But that was short," said Felixs. "Not that I'm complaining. Come on!"

Leit's going shopping with me! Yay! Thought Felixs. He proceeded to grab the wrist of the other and ran down the massive staircase of his home, pulling Leit along. He didn't even bother to change out of his skirt when he entered the public, knowing that people would mistake him for a girl.

I’m the best in the world
Me with my gigantic ego
The definition of ‘difficult’
Is me, the unstoppable me!

"Why do you dress as a girl in the first place?" said Leit while Feliks was picking out some tops in the girl's section of the mall. It was a question whose answer Leit already knew, but felt the need to ask it again. Feliks father passed away when he was a baby, leaving his huge fortune to him and his mother. His mother wasn't a very good mother for young Felixs, having some mental problems.

She often forgot his gender and treated him like a girl, thus giving him a girl-like personality. Felixs, though, had no problem with this, which later funded his cross-dressing hobby. Eventually, his mother's mental health returned to a normal state, but by then, it was too late to reverse the girlish habits of her son completely. She attempted to un-girlify Felixs by enrolling him in the district's training program but with only some avail. Of course, he's a lot better off now than he was before, but the cross-dressing habit remained, but now diluted to a hobby.

"Because I like, feel like it!" said Felixs. Of course, the usual answer. Because I like, feel like it. Another thing that stuck with him was a tuned down valley girl accent. It was often exaggerated when people imitated him. Felixs held a baggy white shirt to his chest. "How does this look?

Leit was just about to respond when he was cut off my a loud, obnoxious laugh from behind him. A very fat boy stood before them. "Ahaha! Felixs, what the hell are you doing? Shopping for girly clothes, huh?" the boy demanded, pieces of popcorn flying from his mouth. Leit knew his friend had trouble with homophones, and that this particularly large boy was one that he probably knew. Felixs' eyes were slightly widened as he resisted the temptation to bite his nails. He had a habit of gnawing his nails off whenever he was nervous, but he was beginning to break it. "Whose this, your boyfriend?" A blush immediately crawled onto Felixs' cheeks, but he wiped it off and gave the boy a death glare. "May I ask what you are doing here?" Felixs replied coldly. Leit had rarely seen him this serious and cold before, but he figured it was an ability he developed when he was being bullied by the homophones.

"U-uh, I w-was just-" the boy's voice was interrupted by a laugh from Felixs. "Phil, you're funny," said Felixs, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "Now go die." Leit was stunned at how quickly his friend could change attitude. His cheerful, annoying and troublesome friend just changed into a mean, cold, and sarcastic person. The effect wasn't at full force because of the fact that Felixs was in a skirt, though. But he knew that this quality of his wasn't old, as he had invented it when he had problems with bullies. Most of them had already realized that cold Felixs was no fun to bully, yet some of them never got the point and continued to make fun of him. This 'Phil' guy was one of them. But he won't be anymore.

"Leave," Felixs spat at Phil, who was desperately trying to hide his shopping bag. Phil stuffed his hand in his bag of popcorn and threw at handful at the two. "Hmph. Losers!" he called as he ran from the scene.

"Wow, Felixs," Leit managed to say as they picked out the popcorn pieces off themselves. "Meh, don't mind him. He was just one of them," said Felixs as picked a kernel out of his blonde hair. "Ew, now I have to wash my hair again!" He was going to wash it anyway, because of his hair's stupid way of always needing so much attention. If he didn't wash it every day, it would turn very oily and gross. A smile crept back onto Leit's face; Felixs was back to earth again.

You can try to destroy me
But trust me, it won’t work
I will always rise back again
More powerful than before!

C O D E W O R D - odair

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W O R D C O U N T - 1705

F A C E C L A I M - Ahaha, no.

O T H E R - Image