? Harlow :: Wanderer [WIP]

Name: ? Harlow
Age: What. No.
Gender: Male
District/Area: Wanderer
Appearance:

I know you don't believe me, but I swear he's not Asian.

Uh um oh well gee golly gosh idek. I would tell you but I don't have any reservation spaces and let'ssss beeee honesttttt, I'm not actually going to get around to writing this for a good long while. I have many other things to write first. SO JUST BE CURIOUS. It's a good one, I promise. He's got brown hair and stuff, ohhhhh ahhhhhh.

Personality:

Let's not for now, ftttt.

History:

Even though he lives in the middle of the forest, in a house that's half-demolished and most definitely haunted (if only ghosts were his weirdest problem, jfc, I mean, have you see what a loon his father is? AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS PRECIOUS LONG LOST LITTLE SISTER) he owns a three piece suit. No bigs. His father says it's important for men to wear suits. So okay then they'll hunt and fight bears and huff gasoline and chop firewood and rawrrr man stuff... while wearing three piece suits. 'S all good.

Okay, so that's cool and all, but why did his sweet little baby sister Valencia hahahahaha by little I mean LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, BRO let go of his hand when they were running away from District Three?!?!?!11!!?! He has the sads. Bet she cries herself to sleep every night. Poor, fragile flower.

Okay, stop sniffling and straighten your tie, it's time to fight bears.

Codeword: AS LONG AS I'VE GOT MY SUIT AND TIE
Comments/Other:

Someday Tattle and I are gonna get this plot pulled together. Legit. I swears it. Until then this WIP is just gonna hang around to remind me of random ideas, let's be honest.