D6 // Napoleon Bloom Wants You To Want Him

Yep. It's about that time again.

Y'know.

The time when I harass y'all to see if someone would be interested in remaking Napoleon Bloom as their own character.

Once upon a time the lovely and unfathomably amazing Phunkeh wrote a post as Poe for character swap week. Ever since then, I've been dying to have someone take him over so I can have super legit Bloom family threadage in my life.

Napoleon is the brother to Calliope Bloom and the infamously deceased Aesop Bloom. It would be rad if anyone interested in remaking Poe were familiar with Aesop's posts in the 59th Games, but if that's too overwhelming, I'm willing to write up a summary, lol.

In current Bloom life, Poe and Calliope are on terrible terms. He's still dealing drugs and became desperate enough to ask her to help steal pills for him (Calliope dropped out of school and took Aesop's old job in the medicinal factory) and she kinda sorta definitely told Poe that she wishes he were dead instead of Aesop. It's great, angsty fun, I swear. For more details, you can read through Calliope's posts, as she dwells on her family feuding rather a lot.

If you want him, do be aware that you'll need to write your own version of his bio, as straight-up character adoption hasn't been allowed on the site for quite a while. I am down with the idea of people taking liberties with him and putting their own spin on things. FC changes and such are fine but why wouldn't you want Yoo Ah In in your life, I mean, GOOD LAWD BOY GOOGLING YOU MAKES ME FORGET WHY I WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME SO BADLY no really, I cannot remember, so justttt tryyyy meeee. Hit me up with any interest/ideas and let's get some legit Bloom family threadage up in my life.

(P.S. — I maybe have one or two other siblings I'd be interested in pawning off on people too. XD)