HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYLEE!

Ugh it's Mylee's birthday.

Hope everything turns out well Mylee <333.

Hello my fellow hello's, I'm gonna tell you a birthday tale, ok yeah.

Once upon a groove, there was a hella Simon Cowell named mylee, who was almost as turnt as them all. Like her title implied, she was hella hella where's the nutella and totally could skate ya feel. Then she made a plot, right, and a bunch of people joined, like Kiah, Shrimp, Semper, Yoya and Ems, and all of their FCs were pretty good looking ngl. But there was also this a very ew selfie-master named Rave (who may or may not be Paula Abdul.) He was also no where as near as hella as the young mylee.

And they threaded happily every after kinda except not really bc I suck and forgot to reply to like 4 threads of ours.

But anyways, one day there was a skype, ya feel and our ew Rave was like



and our young mylee was like ok whateves, and Rave kinda annoyed her for 14 years tbh. (Also, he forgot to block out the skype username oops, so whateves. Also, he forgot how to not emoticon even tho he was 100000000% sure that ya know, it was just a bunch of question marks but again whateves)

And they went on a bunch of weird adventures kinda, like that one time with Ellen, ya feel.

But there was also the various whatever's that totally should have been in a signature somewhere, but they no longer exist because Skype only holds onto messages for 30 days?

Survivors exist tho

















So yeah, haPPY BIRTHDAY MYLEE, WE HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER THAT LONG BUT LET YEE BE BLESSED BY THE HOLY JENSEN ACKLES'S BOOTY. YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST HELLA PEOPLE I TALK TO TBH AND YES, BE WITH THE BOOTY, BE ONE WITH IT, BE FREEE YOU AMAZING MYLEE YOU