[Day 1] Sabre Round 1: Sumner vs. Aubergine

I landed a good hit on my opponent. At least I think I did? These rules for this event have my brain addled like a drunken bastard. Would Leon be proud of me doing these events? No time to worry about him. I need to be on my guard for this match. I refuse to lose this event even if I'm new to the whole thing. I need to continue my good luck. Ripred knows my luck has been shit lately. Just a few more hits if I understand the rules right. A few more hits and I win this round.
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I'm a loser? Can't say I disagree with that statement. All I am is worthless trash living in the shadow of a friend who's now a victor. I've hit rock bottom and then some. I'm too busy distracted to notice my opponent has hit me three times. Three points if I'm not mistake. Four to three right now. A small lead is still something. If I can widen the gap a bit maybe just maybe, I won't be such a loser like this person believes. I look forward to the after party. I'll start one myself if I have to.

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I have not heard of this person at all. So why does it appear she's heard of me? I'm supposed to be mighty? Not likely. The only 'mighty' thing about me is the number of broken pieces that my heart has. Now if I'm mighty at anything its being the party master. Just last week the one I went to turned out to be the best one I've went to so far. With the Olympics happening the possibilities of parties will only increase. The medalists will get even more special treatment which is why I need to win this competition. If I had my choice though, I would rather have a drink than brandishing this toy. "I am. My might though is measured in drinks not fancy strokes."

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I can't help the smile that's on my face. I thought this fight would be all about swearing and death threats. Instead it's more like harmless banter despite poking each other with sharp objects. "Actually I get double the points for being conscious. Quadruple if I make it through the night. What's say you and I get a drink after this fight?" If I can score a drinking partner well this fight will have been worth it. I'm not even entirely sure I want to win. The faster I lose the quicker I get to drink like a madman possessed.

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I spoke way too soon. Insults fired at me as if they were knives. The sudden hostility disappoints me. We were fine until I landed the four consecutive hits. Maybe she wants this victory more than I do. In any other situation I'd throw the match. Not here though. Not with who knows how many watching my performance. I'm not some bug to be stepped on. As much as I enjoy this fight going on it's time I end this. Quick strikes to the neck should teach this foul mouth loser a lesson. After that if I get the offer for the drink well I'd accept without hesitation.

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The attempt to strike me on Nirvana's part is so bad I'm not sure if she's even trying. Throwing insults at me all because I'm about to win. At least I think I am. This damn event is screwing with my brain. With my luck, I know I'm losing this event in someway. Instead of my arm being raised it'll be Nirvana's. I get my wish though by getting a quicker path to the drinks. I eye Nirvana one last time. This match has gone on long enough and it's time to end this with strikes where the heart should be.

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