F I T E M E

Well, aren't I angry? Grrr

I see and squirrell and yell obscenities at it. It grows into a full grown man.
Me: dammit imma havta show dis fool
Squirrell: fuuuck you mean

Me Vs. Giant Squirrell

Me attacks squirell


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Squirell spits a loogie at me

unarmed bruised left calf- 2 damage

Me: Why you spit at my leg

axe Shallow Cut on Left Forearm -- 3.5 damage

Me: i'm a cheata i attack twice fool

axe Deep Gash on Stomach -- 9.0 damage

Squirrell laughs and throws his nuts at me

unarmed Bruised hand- 3.5 damage

unarmed Bruised Right Arm -- 2 damage

I get angry because nuts

swings my axe wildly in a circle

axe Block -- 0.0 damage

axe Deep Gash on Left Forearm -- 8.0 damage

axe Shallow Cut on Right Hip -- 3.5 damage

The squirrell runs out of nuts to throw so he whacks me with his tail

unarmed block

unarmed miss

I laugh and set my axe on fire because fuck that oversized squirrell

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