fight me irl [pika & avalon and arc and puppy]

i had been my own business; i mean, it was a perfectly fine day though i decided to actually go outside for once (even my dog seemed surprised, though that might be because he thought i was taking him on a walk). there was a group of people, they seemed all nice and cool until the one girl pulled out a sword and swung at one of the people. of course this was the time i didn't bring my phone, because right as i was about to start walking away an axe would slide across the skin of my body leaving a beauty for the world to see. the other person would swing at me with what was-- a pole? i sigh as i take out my knife, bitches are gonna die. swinging at the smallish one, almost like a puppy i can only hope this will end soon. mother was grilling corn on the cob.

hfumFtdhknife
2073 -- Severed Right Ear -- 8.0 damage

(Knife)
3.5/20

"thank u i am a poor child thank u for supporting the not killing me foundation founded by me and ended by one of them two hoes" i say while shoving a pair of shoes into my conveniently found bag on the side of the road. "and puppy paws, there's no surprise you're the runt of the group. i think i have to put u down." i say with furrowed eyebrows as i swing at the tiny boy.
tKysHkB1knife
2010 -- Shallow Cut on Left Thigh -- 3.5 damage

(Knife)
11.5/20

i am legit torn bc if i kill puppy paws the other person can just oneshot me but if i attack the one guy he might not die and it'd be a 2v1 against me. damnit.

well i'm attacking the one guy bc he killed the one girl that didn't ever attack me. bye felicia.
47Mt__ceknife
2014 -- Deep Gash on Back -- 8.5 damage

(Knife)
15/20